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they’re literally bringing their daughter to the opera together, how did no one clock them

“I want to turn you into a vampire and have a vampire daughter with you. What, no, of course that’s not gay.” these people running around homosexual and undiagnosed

trip fontaine you best hope i never fucking catch you

CHAPPELL ROAN MENTION 10/10 BOOK IMMEDIATELY

“Poof! I am hot.” I’m going to the claw the skin of my face.

actually published author just said ‘TikTok’ and ‘legit’ in the same paragraph

“No, I’m not is even more pathetic and self-deprecating than everything I’ve already told him, and I don’t have the nerve to tell him he’s beautiful too, though he is, he’s fucking hot. Like Timothée Chalamet hot.”
why is my murder mystery reading like a wattpad romance mary i need to either shut the fuck up or lock in

the real mystery is why i’m still reading this

fuck this FUCKING book bro it’s making me cry like a little bitch

hey. hey what do you mean his final thoughts. hey. hanya. hanya please hanya i can’t do this im going to throw up what do you mean he’s calling out to his dead brother to wait for him can we not do this please please please jude cannot handle this and neither can i

how happy can these years be 🫩

about time someone decked that motherfucker

he’s happy so the book can end now, right? right?

four way makeout would solve their problems i think

tintin mention

gay intersex aliens hell yes also NAMING A PLANET AFTER ROCKY’S MATE I HATE IT HERE 😭

“Why is mission like this, question?”
“This was all the fuel my planet could make in time.”
“You knew this when you left Earth, question?”
“Yes.”
“You are good human.”
oh yeah okay, i felt like crying today, no worries 🥹🥹

they named the spaceships after the beatles. andy what is up with you and the beatles

is she in an actual snowglobe or is it just a metaphor for her being a clumsy bitch i’m confused

i’m going to keep going but i’m not happy about it

count every time she can say ‘kissing’ in one chapter

why is he afraid of geometry

i bet he was one of those guys that thought manatees were mermaids

i understand why his wife divorced him lowk

“thirst” and “forced” in the same sentence jacks i will never read your series and i will always despise you

i feel like everyone’s been too calm about the fact that scarlett has been wearing a dead woman for three books perhaps

i’ve been reading this for six months yall

diversity win! single asian character with one line and single implied gay character with two lines!! stephanie garber i know you’re a pro lifer but i cannot prove it

how does stephanie look her family in the face after writing shit like this

rip stephanie garber you would have loved synesthesia