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THEY KISSED!! ANGRY LOVE CONFESSION!! I LOVE THIS

i’m going to keep going but i’m not happy about it

count every time she can say ‘kissing’ in one chapter

why is he afraid of geometry

i bet he was one of those guys that thought manatees were mermaids

i understand why his wife divorced him lowk

“thirst” and “forced” in the same sentence jacks i will never read your series and i will always despise you

i feel like everyone’s been too calm about the fact that scarlett has been wearing a dead woman for three books perhaps

i’ve been reading this for six months yall

diversity win! single asian character with one line and single implied gay character with two lines!! stephanie garber i know you’re a pro lifer but i cannot prove it

how does stephanie look her family in the face after writing shit like this

rip stephanie garber you would have loved synesthesia

so basically you’re telling me she’s schizophrenic because her dad is god what the fuck is this book

legend isn’t dead that would make my life too easy 🫩

stephanie writes men very realistically, they’re really inconsistent #lovebombing

did she use ChatGPT to write this

i could have loved julian if he wasn’t preying on a minor wait maybe she’s barely legal it might be slideable legend on the other hand you nasty bitch

okay fuck me we’re trying again so i can hate more efficiently

shelley just loves making characters haunt the narrative

xu da stop trying to kill yourself challenge impossible how has he drowned three times in 200 pages someone get this man an advil

“People think a lot of things about me,” The Third Prince said, “but they don’t actually think I’m stupid. It’s just you.”
“Yet there you are, with your clothes still on.”
BOY SIT DOWN UR ABOUT TO GIVE THAT MAN A HEART ATTACK

shelley just making her characters space out when they fight i get you girl i can’t write fight scenes either

“There would be nobody left to sweep his tomb, and when Ouyang passed from the world: there would be nobody who remembered where he lay. It would be his final dereliction of the person he had loved.”
WHAT IF I FUCKING KILL MYSELF I HSTR GAY PROPLE

‘intensive political fantasy’
“Baoxiang’s lettuce gown was cooking him alive.”
what is this book even about bro. just found out he’s gay too. pick a struggle, you can’t be gay and have bad fashion sense.

“He was no longer a thinking being that could curse the universe, or imagine how it could have gone differently, but a single point of blind agony that would go on unending. He had done what he had to do, and in doing so he had destroyed the world.”
i’m sickened. i’m sick. i’m sobbing. ‘the world’ and it’s just his boyfriend.

FIVE?? ALL FIVE?? IN THE BEGINNING OF THE CHAPTER?? TO THE WRIST??

yeah sorry what the FUCK just happened get her back to her wife bro

after 431 pages, many deaths, them fully GETTING MARRIED, and a fucking plague that almost killed one of them THEY FINALLY KISSED LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO 🗣️🗣️🔥

dramatic ass proposal PLEASE I LOVE LESBIANS BUT IM AT FAMILY DINNER RN I CANNOT BE SMILING AT MY PHONE AT ANCIENT LESBIANS

when i’m in an orchestrating my own downfall competition and my opponent is Guo Tianxu