Isabelle > Recent Status Updates

Hannah you are stressing me out girl

Honeymoon of doom and despair apparently my god

I’m refusing to dnf on principle

Free my girl Circe she absolutely did it but idc that’s my sister

None of these people should be friends with each other let alone dating

the kindle is going on airplane mode - my apologies to everyone at an affected library but I need to lock in real quick (something to take care of in Albany at the end of the month)

I will finish this book so help me

Why are the two high school girls teaching the grandpa with Alzheimer’s TikTok dances ????????????

I’ve never been so grateful for a worthless hr department in my entire life

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LFGGGGGGGGGG

JACKSON LOOKALIKE CONTEST AT MY HOUSE TO FREAKING NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ‼️🚨

I feel like I just smoked 50 cigarettes

Oh mama needed this

I see Cathy Ames went to the Elena Gilbert school of tormenting brother

Getting into off campus while I am studying at an undergraduate campus was really an elite choice bc im just a girl studying at the library and Garrett Graham is around here somewhere!!!

SABRINA ITS CONSIDERATION - OFFER, ACCEPTANCE, AND CONSIDERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SABRINA CAN YOU HEAR ME

GARRETT GRAHAM I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA

I need a cigarette

John Tucker I have grown very fond of you and your stalker-like tendencies

Sorry Mr Steinbeck something critical has come across my desk

Choosing to ignore the dreams I have when I take 3mg of melatonin and read this book right before bed

Choosing to ignore the dreams I have when I take 3mg of melatonin and read this book right before bed

Praying to the Libby gods that I’ve accrued enough “returned early” karma to get The Goal sooner rather than later

Okay so Dean is a very close second place

Garrett Graham number 1 man ever - they can stop making men they already made the best one

Don’t make me like a blonde man

Exactly where I want to be rn 🙂‍↕️

HELLO