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OMGGGGG. THE OWL IS APTLY NAMED. STUFFY OLD NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDUH.

Her: *smacking the hell out of the prince with the breakfast tray so much so that it ‘was dented badly with the curve of his skull.’
Me: “THE CHAIR! GIVE EM THE CHAIR!”

He thinks a falcon sent her? A… bird…? Has the Dragon lost his marbles or something?

Her laughing at him because she thought he was going to throw her into the oven is hilarious 😹

“… Artemis had transformed a young man who had seen her naked into a stag, then shot him.”
The witchy cackle that left meeeee ☠️

Omg that’s a strong and AWFUL sentence.

“… any man can throw words up into the air, and it is women who must pay when those words land.”
BARS.

Who decides what is a monster?

Exactly.

I take back what I said about Hephaestus. He just “ARRIVED” on Athene when she was rejecting his marriage proposal. I audibly gasped and said OMG EW to no one. Yeah, no. I no longer like him. God, bye with your nonsense.

Perseus can suck a bag of dicks. He needed the Graiai’s help and then tossed their only eye and tooth into the sea? Fuck that guy. Keep your foot on his neck, Natalie.

My heart breaks for Hephaestus. He’s a creative introvert that makes gifts for people. I love him. I hate that Athene takes his gifts and literally “drops them where she stands” when she’s through with them.
I would cherish each bauble he made me.

How would changing Medusa humiliate Poseidon? The fact that women/victims are vilified for the actions of men is—there isn’t a word to describe how that feels.
Yeah, let’s make the victim feel awful but let the man — THE ABUSER — go unscathed. Cool.

Natalie HATES Perseus. She just read him DOWN and I loved it 😹😹😹

Arrogant men (a king in this instance) are ruination.

The POV of Athene on the battlefield of the giants war is kind of annoying for some reason.
But the facts that THEE FATES are fighting in this is absolutely wild. I didn’t think that they would ever leave their loom unattended much less fight in a war. Go them!

Girl had a run-in with a scorpion-crab and barely made it out alive. This messenger business is no joke lol

The horse is my favorite.

Blaming a suicide on your kid’s sexuality is CRAZY work. Holy shit.

You’re literally sitting beside your dead fourteen-year old niece and yet you can’t help but look at and long for her mother? Dude… time and place.

So, let me get this straight: you fall in love with YOUR BROTHER’S GIRLFRIEND, you make a move on her, she rejects you, she gets impregnated by your brother (teenagers btw), and that makes you so angry you hit your mom? Uh… no…?

Okay her life sucked as a kid. I understand the cynicism more but good grief it was laid on THICCCCKKKKKK.

WE HAVE ANOTHER DETAIL: she has brown hair.
She’s skinny, big tits, and has brown hair. Can’t relate to the second one but I can to the other two.

“I’m a pretty fucked up person. All the more so because I don’t have a good enough reason to be.”
HEY. SELF AWARENESS. LOVE TO SEE IT.

Oh! Oh okay, she was married and her mother was t-boned and died…. Okie doke.

Is homosexuality the “ultimate sin?”

Don’t know what Trey looks like nor wtf her job is… just that she made a non-descript pitch, landed it, and she now has to move to New York…

She doesn’t say who the “he” is in chapter twelve. His name isn’t said at. So like… who is she supposed to be talking to?

The only way I know it’e Jonah is because they’re sitting on a bench and Jonah was sitting on a bench when we met Jonah.

This protagonist, whose name isn’t mentioned yet, is too cynical and angry for me to enjoy. She just yelled at a dude on a bench because why? Because she hates herself and is angry at the world? That’s not a good enough reason to yell at someone imo.

It took four chapters of the protagonist talking at the reading before we started getting the story…. Okay.

I genuinely hate Jesse.

He is a teenager, yes, but he’s petulant and he made A PREGNANT ROYAL BEAST fly SO FAR.

No. Honorable intentions or not, fuck him. His parents gave him STRICT ORDERS and he’s fucking it up.