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yuri time>>>>>>>>>>work

eloise really has elizabeth bennet's obliviousness down to a T, we're talking katniss around peeta in book 1 levels here

this is my heated rivalry

silly me for thinking we'd get a cute mum and daughter day out instead of more secret rendezvous and dangerous trips

this is so stressful, a fact not at all helped by the fact im still confused as hell by space battles so half the time have to rely on characters' reactions to tell if something was good or bad

"the ascendancy had never exiled anyone" haha which surely means nothing right 🤠

why is this so tense we're only halfway 😭😭

fellas is it gay if your commander goes on a suicide mission and you don't want him to die but respect him too much to disobey his orders but also you care sm about not breaking regulations and laws but also you'd break them for him after all even tho it goes against your whole belief system?

he's just like me fr going to game cafés and forcing his friends to play his fav games 😩

ah yes me and the loyal allies i pulled with my autistic rizz and tactical genius

another buddy read with my mum, fingers crossed there are fewer sex scenes in this one! (ideally zero)

if i was in the star wars verse and i wasnt a jedi id be pissed off

if i was a jedi i too would push my padawan off cliffs and call it training

one crisis averted, three more on the horizon 🤠

this book has the highest 60-pages-in death toll ive come across yet

i thought this was meant to be the golden age wym we're starting off with a cataclysm 😭

rin my well adjusted queen creating her own therapist 🫶

no one tell my mum i've remembered who the murderer is!!!!!

oh!

anyone: breathes
this guy: yOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT---

omfg this is too tense my cheeks are clenched

personally if i had a slay queen boots the house down diva as my commanding officer i would simply agree with everything she said and not argue

men always ruining women's days smh bro idgaf about your evil plot, let her do her bird-watching damn

giggling kicking my feet