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“i’d eat a pop tart naked off his bare chest” no way people are giving this 5 stars.

he’s sucking toes. i’m all done here.

if a man threw ICE CUBES on me while i was blindfolded like this guy just did i’d punch him in the face.

finding peace in a blue collar man as a way to recover from emotional abuse from a white collar dad is an era both alexis and i are in and im loving it so much for us.

i’m having a hard time getting over the fact that she’s 37, a doctor, and still dosen’t know how to start a load of laundry.

Now we’re rehashing Covid good fucking grief.

1000% the funniest book I have ever read I’m legitimately laughing. This ripped lizard boss?! “Bro I need a spot bro.” My sense of humor is so immature this is perfect for me I’m losing it rn.

this is so outlandish in exactly the right way for me i’m eating this up

This book already has me heated. Can we move on to ANYTHING other than relentless bitching about sexism and WALLOWING ABOUT IT? Our main character is a writer for a Saturday night live comedy show, a male dominated field in which she is inevitably facing a power imbalance. Soooo let’s write some sketches showcasing women? Focus on supporting the very few other women in her field and highlighting their work? (Pt 1)

with our main character contributing to these issues and laughing about it instead of exposing the reality and impacts of the backlash women face. (Pt 3)

Stop encouraging and finding humor in men’s gross behavior? Instead Sally decides to write a female character and names her “Lulu von Floppy Bosoms”. Like are we for real right now. The entire prose of the book is about the double standards that are present in men’s and women’s dating lives. However, I didn’t realize I was going into a 300 page rant (Pt 2)

This book already has me heated. Can we move on to ANYTHING other than relentless bitching about sexism and WALLOWING ABOUT IT? Our main character is a writer for a Saturday night live comedy show, a male dominated field in which she is inevitably facing a power imbalance. Soooo let’s write some sketches showcasing women? Focus on supporting the very few other women in her field and highlighting their work? (Pt 1)

trying not to cry at the host stand rn

Trying to pick a favorite is impossible I love them all, but also we’re over 200 pages in let’s get to the heist already.

I don’t have a single clue who half these people are at this point. Everyone is related to everyone. Everyone has the same name. Everyone has multiple variations of their names. We’re referring to people by their last names when 4 different people share it. Help me.