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This will be my one and only Coleen Hoover book, mark my words

DNF @ 20%

HE’S A WEREWOLF I’M FUCKING CALLING IT

I’m so in love with Rhys, it’s actually disgusting

Third time around. Let’s rock n roll

Reading this again cause the 2nd one came out, I’m so stoked.

Rowan ily

Draco has such a filthy mouth in this one, I’m actually jaw dropped. Was reading this at the gym on the treadmill and had to make the font tiny so people wouldn’t see what I’m reading LOLOLOL

Guys why do I lowkey think Arobynn is hot……

Draco is such a sad boy in this one, and I want to wring Hermione’s neck because I’m so annoyed with her.

Guys I’m such a wreck

They already fooled around wtf, EDGE ME A BIT DAMMIT

There’s nothing like a psycho-simp Malfoy. This fic is diabolical because he’s so obsessed to the point where it’s borderline creepy (eating it up regardless)

Garrett Graham….the man that you are

This is actually the craziest Draco I’ve read holy shit

The way I’m like 500 pages into this thing and I’m not even a quarter way through

GOOD LAWDDDD I was right about the love triangle, I am SICK

HOLD UP HOLD UP, IS THIS GONNA BE A LOVE TRIANGLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

This version of Malfoy has me gagged.
GAGGED I SAY ☝🏼

Micro-trope that delights me: when they’re forced to ride on the same horse, and she keeps rubbing up against “the proof of his arousal,” but they both don’t acknowledge it and quietly suffer with heat pooling in their cores, if you will. Bonus points if we get his POV and he gets all primal and shit.

Anyways, this book low-key sucks.

Draco Malfoy owns my soul (I do have to preface that I imagine he looks like Rowan from TOG in case any of you are confused). I would not mind being sold to him (like the title suggests). Anyways, happy Tuesday!

Can’t get enough of Malfoy goddammit

And thus, the SJM universe reread begins….

Guys, I’m SICKKKKKKKKK I’m so excited (terrified actually) for this one

No one yearns like Draco Malfoy

I’m beyond bored

Is anyone enjoying this???

DNF at 52%. Carter kept referring to his manhood as his “sword of thunder.” I honestly hate the whole reformed-fuckboy trope. Anyways, don’t bother with this one, the spice wasn’t even anything to write home about.