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There’s nothing like a psycho-simp Malfoy. This fic is diabolical because he’s so obsessed to the point where it’s borderline creepy (eating it up regardless)

Garrett Graham….the man that you are

This is actually the craziest Draco I’ve read holy shit

The way I’m like 500 pages into this thing and I’m not even a quarter way through

GOOD LAWDDDD I was right about the love triangle, I am SICK

HOLD UP HOLD UP, IS THIS GONNA BE A LOVE TRIANGLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

This version of Malfoy has me gagged.
GAGGED I SAY ☝🏼

Micro-trope that delights me: when they’re forced to ride on the same horse, and she keeps rubbing up against “the proof of his arousal,” but they both don’t acknowledge it and quietly suffer with heat pooling in their cores, if you will. Bonus points if we get his POV and he gets all primal and shit.

Anyways, this book low-key sucks.

Draco Malfoy owns my soul (I do have to preface that I imagine he looks like Rowan from TOG in case any of you are confused). I would not mind being sold to him (like the title suggests). Anyways, happy Tuesday!

Can’t get enough of Malfoy goddammit

And thus, the SJM universe reread begins….

Guys, I’m SICKKKKKKKKK I’m so excited (terrified actually) for this one

No one yearns like Draco Malfoy

I’m beyond bored

Is anyone enjoying this???

DNF at 52%. Carter kept referring to his manhood as his “sword of thunder.” I honestly hate the whole reformed-fuckboy trope. Anyways, don’t bother with this one, the spice wasn’t even anything to write home about.

I’m struggling ya’ll. He just called his dick his “sword of thunder” and refers to it as a “him.” Like brother, you’re a hockey player. Not a tall dark and handsome fae with deadly powers. At MOST it should be “velvet wrapped steel” but even that seems excessive yano?

The yearning is PALPABLE OMFG.

Draco in this fic has me SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG (🫦)

“Next time you see my jersey hanging up in your closet with my last name on the back, remember that someday that’s gonna be her last name too.” LFGGGGG 🤪✌🏼

I feel like I’ve been reading this book nonstop and I’m only 4% in LMAOOOOO

I like ‘em thicc 🫦

Yet another Dramione fic. I cannot be stopped.

Guys this is actually terrible

Guys, plz ignore these next few. I’m ovulating and just need to read about hot hunky men with big egos and filthy mouths.

This was so hyped and I’m not fully understanding it. The plot HAS potential, but the pacing doesn’t even feel rushed….it feels patchy. I’m getting so much mf whiplash and it’s driving me insane. Also, I’m catching obvious grammar and spelling errors (I know that sounds pick me) but I’m seeing it a LOT nowadays and it’s starting to killllllllllll me. I’m gonna finish it tho cause i got this far.

I need to be put on suicide watch fr fr, this is wrecking my shit

Idk if I’m having a good time. But I’m still here, sooooo

After reading nearly 10 Dramione fanfics in a short period of time, you’d think I would be getting sick of it. You’d be wrong. And I don’t know what’s wrong (right?) with me.

This is the worst, dare I say, objectively terrible book I’ve read in a minute (right behind Kiss of the Basilisk). I somehow am still intrigued, so I’ll continue.

Draco, you dirty dog