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peak, really satisfied with how much i understand :D

im suicidal

i need this to end already

i want to fucking die
i want zade to fucking die

i want to fucking die
this is legit the worst fucking shit balls book i have ever read, idk what i expected but how is it lowkirkenuinely 10 times worse than the previous book.
reading this should be considered self-harm.
im gonna relapse.

pro tip: dont read chapter 33 while listening to imagine dragons.

"The knife is duller than a grandma’s sex life"


please end me

Zade is definitely in the epstein files

peak

love this

niclays needs to get pegged (where is my husband, i miss him)

this feels like a one piece filler epidode the way nothing fucking happened

memorable quote:
"“And by the way, nothing is
awkward between us. If you need me to pluck a butthole hair, I’ll do it.” He
shrugs, “Or you know, pop an ingrown hair on your vagina.”" (p. 282)

wowwwww im depressed

so much is going on raahhhhhdhhhhhhhhssssssss help

Niclays is such a twink (i need him)

rlly like it so far :D

this book pisses me off guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dawg wtf did i just read

lowkey wtf is even going on

note to myself: dont read this on the train again
(°_°)

“Baby, there are flowers out there that smell like straight ass. So sure,
you smell like those flowers.”

peak.... eller noget

punpun pls get a hold of your hormones 🥀💔

punpun :c

holy shit this is so good

"I lift the lipstick and place it on the corner of my lip and draw it out across my cheek, curving it up towards my eyes. Then the other side, until a big red smile is painted across my face.
The Joker had the right idea, I decide".

whyyyy soooo queerioussss

what in the fart-fetish wattpad fanfic.


memorable quotes:
"But at least I can fart without feeling like I’m going to pass out, right?"
(p. 166)

"So, thank you, God, for the small blessings in life and for allowing me to see another day and pass gas properly. A-fucking-men, bitch." (p.167)

"If I pass gas, it’s over." (p. 188)