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already love how this is written

im confused x

not fully sure if i’m grasping what’s going on but im here for it anyway

this is cute and all but i’m lowkey bored soz

staying in the most beautiful cottage in the countryside atm and the weather is GORGEOUS and everything is just so quaint and lovely so i thought this would just be the absolute perfect book to read :)

literally making me feel so queasy and absolutely sick to my stomach but i cannot sto reading it i need to know what happens

this has been on my tbf for 4 fucking years lol finally getting round to it

why are they constantly having sex in this it’s making me uncomfortable literally every other page is like “and then we fucked” like 1) i don’t want to know and 2) are u actually incapable of doing anything else like go watch a film or go for a walk or something jesus christ

god this really just throws you into it okay then

hopefully will finish this tomorrow xx

lol he started talking about how humans have been on the planet for like a tiny tiny amount of time and said that if you were to compress the entire history of the earth into a day we wouldn’t show up until 1 minute and 17 seconds before midnight…bruh. i can feel an existential crisis coming on the further i get into this book i won’t lie xxx

forgot how interesting and cool i find earthquakes and volcanoes and shit bc i’ve just read like 100 pages in what feels like 15 minutes lol such a fucking nerd but idc xx

finishing this either today or tomorrow if it KILLS ME