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god this is fucking devastating

lol i can already tell this is gonna be brutal the prologue alone made my jaw DROP lol

read this once before when i was like 11 but i think i was just so blindsided to my hunger games and harry potter obsessions that i just never really gave it a chance.

BUTTT i wanna get into greek mythology but i don’t wanna throw myself straight into the deep end with the odyssey or the iliad or whatever so im giving percy another go !! (ur welcome charl xx)

already love this wtf

just found out that bonobos (who are just as related to us as chimpanzees) live in a highly female dominated society where there is hardly any conflict because instead of fighting they literally SCISSOR and perform ORAL SEX on each other to relieve stress. never been more jealous.

this is so interesting but i’m so uncomfortable

just read basically a whole chapter about monkey orgasms xxxx

listen i’ve not read a single page of anything for over a week but you can’t keep a bad bitch down for long we’re so back xxxx

this is so interesting i’m just in a bit of a reading slump atm. doesn’t help that it’s also depressing and long xxx

already love how this is written

im confused x

not fully sure if i’m grasping what’s going on but im here for it anyway

this is cute and all but i’m lowkey bored soz

staying in the most beautiful cottage in the countryside atm and the weather is GORGEOUS and everything is just so quaint and lovely so i thought this would just be the absolute perfect book to read :)