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She lived in a real haunted house... Then sold it to Brad Pitt

Um, okay, her basically saying men can't be raped ("it's a dream come true!") and women can't be rapists is damn problematic. But I understand she is trying to process a lot of anger & other emotions for being raped by basketball player Wilt Chamberlain. So I guess I'll give her a pass for now... Heal, grow & learn in the future!

She went on a double date with Arnold Swarzenegger? And made fun of Sammy Davis Jr's glass eye?? WHO IS THIS GODDESS

She learned to do the booby tassel twirl at a bar while go-go dancing... At 14!! And kissed Jimmy Hendrix at Woodstock!!!

Detective Nicoletti is comically offensive & disrespectful. What a grade A dick.

Um, I was NOT expecting the spicy sugar daddy book to make me cry! Poor sweet Carl

I know Phyllis and Michael's big reveal is supposed to make us feel sorry for her, but like... Plenty of other women lived through the same life circumstances and didn't become a$$h0l35 to everyone? And frankly, Nova's fiance is completely right. She is behaving recklessly, dangerously even! It's only cute in a book when it "all works out" in the end.

I cannot STAND this crotchety old bag Phyllis!! So entitled, selfish, rude, pushy, stubborn!!! I just want her to SHUT UP and stop interrupting Nova all the damn time. I don't even care if her stupid theories end up being correct.

I'm sure Phyllis is supposed to be bristly & annoying on purpose, but Sampson is REALLY leaning into that hard... To the point I find it difficult to empathize with the character. She's just so damn selfish!!

I kinda hate Phyllis

Very unimpressed so far ... Lots of pompous propositions & shit talking without much evidence or support