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KEVIN

i dislike kevon immensely

i can’t stand kids 😅

“i get it, okay? you are a very special boy.”

i adore her. she’s literally about to be sacrificed to an ancient god and she’s still making men feel inferior. <3

omg she even has her dog well-trained with mention of all of the work she put into it 🥹 lou is perfection!!

oh my god, the main character is agender!!! that’s me!!!!! that’s me!!!!!!! i’m gonna cry, i’ve never read a book with an agender background character let alone a MAIN CHARACTER before 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

this is giving that one scene in “it” where they just yell CLOWN FUCKING CLOWN at pennywise

seriously. why. this is just. ugh.

“unofficial leader” my ass. if anything, florence has done the most.

i have so much sympathy for edith. it can’t be good for your faith in yourself to be married to such a domineering asshole. he treats her like a child, like she knows nothing and he knows everything. he’s so unwavering in his opinions and is so inflexibly obsessed with his own superiority. he thinks he’s too smart to be wrong, which is literally the inverted sign of true intelligence. he’s so annoying.

“come a little closer. you know you want to. i didn’t want to feed again, but for you, phelps, i’ll make an exception.” THE SHIVERS. THE SHIVERS!!!!!!!!

also i called it, i KNEW he was infected!!! bitch ass motherfucker getting what he deserves

i’m sorry, “OUR KIND”?????? WHT DO YOU MEAN?????????????

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!! NOBODY SAW SAUL’S BODY!!!!!!!

UMMMMMMMMM… WHY WERE WE NOT MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PREGNANT BODY WHEN THESE INSANE BUGS EXIST

OMG IS PHELPS INFECTED??? MOM COME PICK ME UP I’M SCARED

just a thought, but what if louisa didn’t get away? what if halder fed her to the big bug i’m convinced he’s hiding in the shed? what if she’s still somehow existing in it and the botflies are from her? what if she sent the possum to try and warn sonia, not scare her???

“still, who am i to sit in judgement on when a caterpillar’s life is worth living? did the doomed relish the taste of a tomato stem any less thoroughly?”

I SAW THE DEVIL IN THE WOODS MISS WILSON AND HE WAS BUGGERING A CHICKEN

okay i know easton is in ka’s 40s BUT THAT WAS HOT

PERHAPS HE WAS LESS LONELY BEING YOUR DOG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“but that thing’s a murderer! and pretended to be a dog!” easton my beloved <3

“my only defence is a fundamental belief that dogs are interment good and thunder must therefore be good and if he hadn’t liked me, it was probably a failure on my part.”