Jillian > Recent Status Updates

Who am I if I don’t have 6 books going at the same time??

Jillenna buddy reading this bad boy, soon we’ll be naturalized Irish citizens

I messed up, I’m getting all the sci-fi media confused and I’m now dreaming about sci-fi. I awoke at 4am and googled “truth be told bioscratch” idk what it means and neither does google. Please can anybody tell me what truth be told bioscratch is?!?! HELP!!!!!

New muse album is out so I need to be sci-fi-maxxing

Sure, just casually throw in a spicy scene and shock me silly while I’m cooking dinner

Page 155 & 156 is literally missing in this book, what the actual fuck?! And unfortunately somebody clearly is murdered on 156 so… fuck me I guess

Why are we only just now getting to the cannibalism?!?! There’s only like 50 more pages to go! What the hell?!

maybe my constitution is currently low but these kills are taking me OUT

omg another unexpected Chicago setting, it’s almost like i live in a major city

how is this already so spooky

@young girls going through puberty, dear lord am i praying for u

honey, i’m home

yall ever read something so smutty all u can do is laugh

buddy read with jenna let’s gaurrr

Oh the audiobook narrator deserves a goddamn Oscar. This RIPSSSS

everytime they kill one of these old folks i am actually on the verge of violence. i’m going to figure out a technology so that i can be transported into this book and shoot the killer with a gun

wait this seemed like a fun idea and right up my alley with a geriatric final girl but in the meantime they’re murdering the other old folks 😭😭😭 guys WAIT!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!! PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE YOU BASTARD

barely into this and Hailey Piper discussing queer people’s love of creature feature horror of the “monster fucker” variety that tells them those branded monstrous can still be worthy of love…. i need to go lie down and cry or something

the way this book has been 80% boring and kind of annoying and the final 20% absolutely fucking rips

yaoi the fall of the house of usher… go on…

call me a jack o lantern the way this is carving into me and tearing out my insides

“World class fighter”?? i think i can take her. nyssa’d be too busy flirting with a m*n to even notice before i put her on her ass. KAPLOW!

been doing too many serious books lately. SAVE ME GIRLY POP VAMPIRE BOOK WRITTEN BY RACHEL HARRISON!! SAVE ME!!!

lesbians are world class yearners dear god i’m unwell this is so good

needed something a little more wholesome to break up the deluge of horror every now and again

oh i just know the author’s brothers pissed her tf off for her to write this book 😭. i can only imagine the level of gag they experienced reading it. she was mad as hell at the keyboard 😭😭😭

I completely forgot that I put a hold on this over a month ago in the midst of my short lived werewolf obsession. Before realizing that was why (the book synopsis did not mention it at all) I sure was perplexed by the amount of dog imagery going on the first few chapters 😭

listening to two hot pink horror audiobooks at the same time? c*nty.

Bugs are so yucky but lesbians with religious trauma is so slay

Was listening to so many horror audiobooks that I started seeing things, so this is a much needed palate cleanser