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Ethan Alberts is on page 65 of 531 of Allegiant (Divergent, #3)

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Ethan Alberts is on page 134 of 384 of The Maze Runner (The Maze Runner, #1)

the "slang" that they use in their speech makes some of the dialogue actually incomprehensible

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Ethan Alberts is on page 66 of 384 of The Maze Runner (The Maze Runner, #1)

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Ethan Alberts is on page 170 of 213 of The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Ethan Alberts is on page 142 of 213 of The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Ethan Alberts is on page 58 of 213 of The Perks of Being a Wallflower

just because it’s YA doesn’t mean you can write a dogshit book. why is he stingy about the fuck word?? how is he 15 and he JUST learned about jacking off?????

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Ethan Alberts is on page 15 of 213 of The Perks of Being a Wallflower

this is actually a nightmare to read i can’t wait to keep going

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Ethan Alberts is on page 15 of 213 of The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Ethan Alberts is on page 72 of 210 of Whale Fall

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Ethan Alberts is on page 72 of 210 of Whale Fall

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Ethan Alberts is on page 396 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 369 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 312 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 295 of 448 of Intermezzo

a fucking slog to get through kms

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Ethan Alberts is on page 272 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 222 of 448 of Intermezzo

i’m struggling to care …

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Ethan Alberts is on page 185 of 448 of Intermezzo

this feels never ending

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Ethan Alberts is on page 161 of 448 of Intermezzo

please stop having sex i’m in class rn

— Apr 01, 2026 07:06AM Add a comment

Ethan Alberts is on page 26 of 256 of Paradise Logic

“And when she smoked a cigarette it didn’t make her chest hurt.” god i wish i was her also this is immediately better than intermezzo thank GAWD.

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Ethan Alberts is on page 121 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 98 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 80 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 58 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 30 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 20 of 448 of Intermezzo

i promise i’m literate this is just challenging that fact a bit

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Ethan Alberts is on page 20 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 13 of 448 of Intermezzo

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Ethan Alberts is on page 152 of 304 of Bad Nature

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Ethan Alberts is on page 130 of 304 of Bad Nature

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Ethan Alberts is on page 110 of 304 of Bad Nature

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