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Here we have Dumb and Dumber

Women in their fifties being described as stooped, elderly women with white hair while men in their sixties are described as strapping bachelors…oh i’m sure

“There certainly were a dreadful multitude of ugly women in Bath; and as for the men! they were infinitely worse. Such scarecrows as the streets were full of!”

Sir Walter is SO funny holy shit

I can only admire Said’s tendency to give people their flowers before absolutely ripping them to shreds

jesus christ, i have rarely known yapping such as this

every one of them is rather tiresome and i can’t believe this continues for another 300 pages

wow this girl is a massive asshole

this guy has been shot THREE SEPARATE TIMES and they keep sending him back to the front??????? jesus, mary, and joseph

the premise is so personally moving that i’m gonna do my best but the layout of this book is just terrible

he’s so crazyyyy i love him

this writing is shite

tairn is my favorite character

if jacob black has a million haters, i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater, then that is me. if jacob black has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves jacob black, then i am against the world.

jacob in “agony” after overhearing that bella has agreed to marry edward…in spite of the fact that she literally already begged to become a vampire in order to be with edward FOREVER 😂😂😂

what the fuck kind of friendship is this?

reading this with an intensity that can be only be described as voracious in order to escape my life

Sr. Fresco, espero que estés orgulloso de mí

if i have to hear one more time about being Wilde enough it’s going to drive me wild

alright Salman let’s land the plane

i’m sorry but every time I hear the word mandem my brain goes “the mandem celebrate Eid the trap still runnin on Christmas Day”

ughhhh i really want to finish this but he’s yapping like a chihuahua confronted by a sleep paralysis
demon

physically revolting

i feel like i’m sweating, but mentally

i only do page updates for books i’m reading when i want to show that i’m really trying here

Edward my guy i’m trying here