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these two idiots (affectionately)

“Stick with me,” Fabian murmured sleepily, “and you’ll be bewitched, bothered, and bewildered.”

I love Fabian long time

“Ryan Price ran his tongue along the bottom of his front teeth, scrapping off the residue of the four Tums he had crunched down before he’d entered his new coach’s office. He wanted to get as much of the antacid into his stomach as possible for this.”

anyone who knows the worth of Tums, is a friend of mine

“People like Kent stand in the way of other people being happy. For no reason. I am always glad to punch people like that.”

how I love my fictional boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov

the way I need to finish this book just so these two idiots can kiss

“Agreed. Wanna hang up and spend the rest of the day buddy watching that Human show about the MILFs?”

the people yearn for MILF Manor

giggled like a schoolgirl at the mention of Ilya Rosanov

help, I must protect my other gay boyfriends, Scott and Kip!