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Alden Barron is on page 458 of 511 of To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)
I’m almost done and there is still no semblance of a final act… I can’t wait to write an essay of a review for this one.
Nov 13, 2025 07:54PM Add a comment
To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)

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Alden Barron is on page 358 of 511 of To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)
For a book about dragons they seem to be kind of superfluous to the story. They seem to basically serve as decoration for the most part which is kind of lame.
Nov 11, 2025 08:04PM Add a comment
To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)

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Alden Barron is on page 220 of 511 of To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)
Just because you take a bunch of normal things and give them hard to pronounce names doesn’t mean you’ve written good fantasy.
Nov 10, 2025 07:39PM 1 comment
To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)

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Alden Barron is on page 94 of 511 of To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)
Here’s to hoping I finish this by the start of book club on Saturday
Nov 09, 2025 08:08PM Add a comment
To Shape a Dragon's Breath (Nampeshiweisit, #1)

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Alden Barron is on page 63 of 236 of We Are Okay
I didn’t realize how heavy this book was going to be…
Nov 02, 2025 07:56PM Add a comment
We Are Okay

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Alden Barron is on page 69 of 272 of Star-Spangled Jesus: Leaving Christian Nationalism and Finding A True Faith
So far it’s actually pretty good. I was afraid that the authors own theology and personal opinions were going to end up taking center stage but SO FAR she’s done a good job staying on topic and focusing on what Christian Nationalism is and not constantly interjecting her own opinions like one would on twitter.
Oct 28, 2025 08:05PM Add a comment
Star-Spangled Jesus: Leaving Christian Nationalism and Finding A True Faith

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Alden Barron is on page 164 of 224 of Casino Royale: The First Legendary James Bond Novel
“He gazed for a moment into the mirror and wondered about Vesper's morals. He wanted her cold and arrogant body. He wanted to see tears and desire in her remote blue eyes and to take the ropes of her black hair in his hands and bend her long body back under his. Bond's eyes narrowed and his face in the mirror looked back at him with hunger.”

I wasn’t prepared for James Bond to have smut in it…
Oct 25, 2025 08:34PM Add a comment
Casino Royale: The First Legendary James Bond Novel

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Alden Barron is on page 345 of 396 of Beauty Queens
This book’s going to get an essay of a review…
Oct 13, 2025 07:49PM Add a comment
Beauty Queens

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Alden Barron is on page 263 of 396 of Beauty Queens
I’ve never seen a book go from a 5/5 to a 2/5 so quickly.
Oct 12, 2025 08:08PM Add a comment
Beauty Queens

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Alden Barron is on page 136 of 396 of Beauty Queens
The first like 70 pages of this were absolute gold. Easily the funniest book I’ve read up to that point. Then they threw in a chapter that, I think, was supposed to be politically genuine instead of the satire that had defined the book up to that point. It felt like pandering and y’all know I feel about pandering. Here’s to hoping that chapter was the worst of it.
Oct 11, 2025 08:02PM Add a comment
Beauty Queens

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Alden Barron is on page 92 of 224 of Casino Royale: The First Legendary James Bond Novel
“Bond saw luck as a woman, to be softly wooed or brutally ravaged, never pandered to or pursued.”

I think I’ll just make my updates on this book every out of pocket quote that comes out of the book.
Oct 10, 2025 09:04PM 1 comment
Casino Royale: The First Legendary James Bond Novel

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Alden Barron is on page 49 of 224 of Casino Royale: The First Legendary James Bond Novel
So far the sexism is not as bad as I was expecting it to be given the reputation of this series but it’s definitely there and I really hope it doesn’t get worse…
Oct 09, 2025 08:02PM Add a comment
Casino Royale: The First Legendary James Bond Novel

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Alden Barron is on page 47 of 304 of Princess Ever After
I can’t believe I’m almost done with this series. I’m so glad it kept improving after the disappointing 2nd book.
Sep 20, 2025 08:35PM Add a comment
Princess Ever After

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Alden Barron is on page 62 of 320 of Princess at Heart (The Rosewood Chronicles #4)
I can’t believe it took two and a half weeks for this book to come in but at least I can finally start it.
Sep 16, 2025 08:13PM Add a comment
Princess at Heart (The Rosewood Chronicles #4)

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