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I’m OBSESSED.

What I have learned so far: babies are actually really smart and if they could speak we’d all be done for

Also being bilingual prevents dementia

Holy shit

I honestly did not to be scary but it was in an existential sort of way

“Before heading to bed, I shoot the kid I have chained up in the basement.” I’m SORRY????

Justice for grumpy indiana jones

I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS OLD OMG

THIS IS INSANE

Really unsure what’s going on but enjoying it nonetheless

Glad I eased myself in with the intruder bc wtf I am so uncomfortable rn 😭😭

I LOVE ROCKY OMG

Wishing I read this in Montana to pick halfpap’s brain

One chapter in and I’m in love with the writing style

Holy crap this is a hate read at this point

Holy crap the end is near

Mark must have taken so many drugs while writing this

If I had a nickel for every time a best friend in a romance is named Blair(e) I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but weird that it happened twice

The main character is lowk so awful I actually don’t understand how her family tolerates her 😭

Was supposed to be reading the housemaid but decided I needed more romcoms in my life so here I am

Out of the trenches (for now)

The descent into madness begins (and it’s not the characters descending) (it’s me)