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“He is the stillness to my storm, the shadow to my bright sunlight, the Styles to my Harry.”

second odd harry styles reference, not sure what this is even supposed to mean

well that’s not good

just realized when logging this that this is another sequel so will be pausing oops

“I’m sure he and my best friend, Jess—his wife—expected that I would get up onstage and deliver The Vagina Monologues to the academic masses, or pull out a banana and remind everyone while I rolled a condom onto it that safe sex is still important in this here year of our Lord Harry Styles…”
ohhhhkay

“If they do not figure it out soon, everyone involved will be left with a… hole. As a general rule, I like holes. A hole at the top of my tank gives me freedom. But I do not like the hole in her heart. She only has one, not three, like me. Tova’s heart. I will do everything I can to help her fill it.”