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“Killing others” brother this is a snowball fight 😭

This is beyond cringe omg 😭😭 I’m gagged and not in a good way. Help this is so bad

Pls guys yall want each other so bad just quit fake dating and just date for real

Saying someone moved on quickly after you got dumbed be you were literally caught with a girls mouth on your pickle is crazy 😭

Glitter Dongs and Shiny Schlongs is the funniest title I’ve ever heard

Making my fav va a Cheater was so evil 😭 the downfall of being a side character

GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT?!?!? MEEEEE

She probably cast it herself so that Reggie and Ben would get together. 😭 Like guys can we all calm down?

ALSO?!?? Who said they are the only Magnuses alive?!?? It didn’t say Calaban just Magnus

So we love him but based on 1 thing we’re switching sides and blaming him without explanation?!?! Girl be serious.

His mom being responsible for the Black Death is wild

1. WHO CARES that he killed his parents?!? I don’t
2. Bennnnn 😩😩😩😩
3. Drew getting cursed was not on my bingo card but I should have seen it coming
4. She’s so dumb and infuriating sometimes
5. Ben is also infuriating at times
6. Enjoying it for the most part

😝😝 she turns into a cat lol. Also he’s so down baddddddd

Having to revamp my Roman god names as someone who prefers the Greek version of myths

Zeus getting called out for being a whore is hilarious in any form of media especially this one

Genuinely almost gasped out loud when he said he did that thinking of her freckles. I love that he’s addicted already even when he hates her. I kinda hate how she doesn’t believe it yet. I wish she would hurry up.

Genuinely this is hilarious 😭 why is Ben and her so weird

“20 months pregnant” and “ballon under her shirt” are wild statements for a pregnant woman 😭

Didn’t see that coming. Kill him

So Forest is a deserter? And he’s a jerk. 0 respect for the man

OMG I WAS RIGHT!!! Also Forest is so wrong for not going back to get Kitt; like that’s your brother-in-law sir go get him. I know he’s going to be okay. Iris better give Forest heck for all this

OMG ITS THE GUY WHO STOLE THEIR STUFF!!!! RIGHT!!! Im so right aren’t I? It makes sense. I wonder if it’s her brother

Sometimes we should just stay put where the adults told us to

This man 😭😭

Oh im gonna sob like a baby 😭 They’re getting married

Are they gonna let them get married?!?! I’m gonna cry

Stick Shifts are not for the weak 😭 I understand you girly

Omg does Keegan know her brother?! Is that why she reacted to her name?!

Something is telling me to stop here. It’s too good. And there are too many pages left