j.c. > Recent Status Updates

i’ve only had adam trask for 23 pages but if anything were to happen to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

john steinbeck i will kiss you on the mouth

UHM HELLO ??

absolutely fire (kill me NOW)

somewhat reminiscent of american psycho in that you aren’t quite sure which parts are real and which parts aren’t…? very interesting

oh i just KNOW there’s gonna be some crazy plot twist…but i have 20 pages left of this story…going insane…

“she was about to flush the toilet” what happened to hello. hi. how are you.

i came here to have a good time and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now

libby and nico are shippable to me and i don’t really care if i’m wrong

PATRICIA IS HAVING THOUGHTS OF INFIDELITY !!! it’s ok her husband sucks but i think this new guy is a vampire which means he might try and kill her…but he’s cute though…?

i fear nothing could have prepared me for raccoon gore / old ladies breaking skulls. perfectly normal thing to happen in south carolina though i ain’t surprised

no bc wtf is a nautical-looking n-word. what does that even mean. please i’m so confused 💀

GUYS I’M CRYING THIS BOOK WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HIT ME LIKE THIS I’M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE THESE FEELINGS OVER DUMB CLASSIC LIT BOOKS HELP

Literally taking me so long to read just because every page has me stopping to be like, "DANG!!!"

oh no, this is gonna be a 5-star isn’t it

it’s giving perks of a wallflower but for slightly smaller children. i was in fact JUST as shocked at the sex mention here as i was when reading perks, so i suppose it’s not terribly different