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What’s fun about these books is they’re all like
Amy frequently mentioning her good friend Louis CK
Colin Jost randomly using a slur
Lornes good friend Woody Allen

The chapter about him shitting himself several times in adulthood had me sobbing laughing

Colin Jost you are hilarious (fork found in kitchen) and I am obsessed with you

Things my snl book marathon has taught me:
- Victor Garber and Gilda Radner you are so loved
- Rob Reiner was besties with everyone on snl ig
- Katharine Hepburn lives rent free in Martin Short’s brain
- so does Bernadette Peters evidently

“If you drowning, he’s not like “here’s a life jacket” he’s like “eew! look that guy drowning in my pool! that’s disgusting! Let’s go over here and hang out with Alec Baldwin.””

This book so far: “and then they did this really racist sketch and for some reason one of the black writers quit? and then he called his good friends Roman Polanski and Woody Allen. Also Lorne does NOT know who Maggie Rogers is.”

This year melted my brain. Yesterday all I cared about was Greek mythology. Today it’s SNL. I should ask my doctor about ADHD.

Really really enjoying this book but I do wish we had at least some idea of WHY they have to obey the curse bc that would’ve raised the stakes. I’ve spent this entire book like “ok I know you can’t but what if you just didn’t”

Actually just gasped I genuinely didn’t see this coming

Why am I just learning that Chippewa is just a mispronunciation of Ojibwe

A very interesting person that’s for sure

Yeah I’m not a fan of the way he talks about women

These two are pissing me off

1. Everyone in this book is so horny
2. I keep going back and forth between not liking this book and being like “lowkey should I buy book two”
3. I should rewatch how to train your dragon
4. I could never make it in this world bc I am terrified of heights and get motion sick
5. I want a spinoff about Liam

I know the name Xaden is supposed to be like ooh he’s from a mythical world but unfortunately I live in Utah so Xaden could be the name of any blonde twelve year old walking around Draper

Thoughts so far
- ok eds baddie i see you I resonate with you
- is now a good time to talk about my theory that people that exclusively like enemies to lovers have avoidant attachment styles
- deeply tickled by the sassy dragon

This book is so long
Why do I do this to myself
I will be reading like 5 books max next year I’m never doing this again

LUCY (who I’m just learning is an adult and not a child) MOVE AWAY FROM THE VAMPIRE

PIP!!! NOO DON’T TAKE BARNEY FOR A WALK

I am not going to make any meaningful progress on my tbr I need something fun

Obsessed with how Dracula is just like “noo don’t leave I don’t have any other friends” and Jonathan, brimming with doom and despair is like “he’s literally a demon from hell and I’m going to die imminently”

Ghirra, girl. Get it together

Beelin I’m obsessed with you but as soon as you said “I have spoken” I started fearing for your life