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This art and the colors are stunning

Tag yourself in the planet named LOL

Oh doctor posey I HATE you

Heath girl you are pissing me off

There are many times in the audiobook where the author is clearly talking through a burp/acid reflux and I need him to stop doing that

My mom was flipping through this book and asked how long they’ve been married and I said “that’s the kicker they’re not” and she said “they’re soulmates they just don’t know it”

Every single character in this book is pissing me AWFF

Idk why I keep reading psychological thrillers I don’t like them

“I read once that sunflowers always orient themselves to face the sun. That’s what being near Charlie Lastra is like for me. There could be a raging wildfire racing toward me from the west and I’d still be straining eastward toward his warmth.”

This book is making me anxious bc why is she me

What’s fun about these books is they’re all like
Amy frequently mentioning her good friend Louis CK
Colin Jost randomly using a slur
Lornes good friend Woody Allen

The chapter about him shitting himself several times in adulthood had me sobbing laughing

Colin Jost you are hilarious (fork found in kitchen) and I am obsessed with you

Things my snl book marathon has taught me:
- Victor Garber and Gilda Radner you are so loved
- Rob Reiner was besties with everyone on snl ig
- Katharine Hepburn lives rent free in Martin Short’s brain
- so does Bernadette Peters evidently

“If you drowning, he’s not like “here’s a life jacket” he’s like “eew! look that guy drowning in my pool! that’s disgusting! Let’s go over here and hang out with Alec Baldwin.””