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Heath girl you are pissing me off

There are many times in the audiobook where the author is clearly talking through a burp/acid reflux and I need him to stop doing that

My mom was flipping through this book and asked how long they’ve been married and I said “that’s the kicker they’re not” and she said “they’re soulmates they just don’t know it”

Gotta brush up so I can explain to my mom why That Movie is bad

Every single character in this book is pissing me AWFF

Idk why I keep reading psychological thrillers I don’t like them

“I read once that sunflowers always orient themselves to face the sun. That’s what being near Charlie Lastra is like for me. There could be a raging wildfire racing toward me from the west and I’d still be straining eastward toward his warmth.”

This book is making me anxious bc why is she me

What’s fun about these books is they’re all like
Amy frequently mentioning her good friend Louis CK
Colin Jost randomly using a slur
Lornes good friend Woody Allen

The chapter about him shitting himself several times in adulthood had me sobbing laughing

Colin Jost you are hilarious (fork found in kitchen) and I am obsessed with you

Things my snl book marathon has taught me:
- Victor Garber and Gilda Radner you are so loved
- Rob Reiner was besties with everyone on snl ig
- Katharine Hepburn lives rent free in Martin Short’s brain
- so does Bernadette Peters evidently

“If you drowning, he’s not like “here’s a life jacket” he’s like “eew! look that guy drowning in my pool! that’s disgusting! Let’s go over here and hang out with Alec Baldwin.””

This book so far: “and then they did this really racist sketch and for some reason one of the black writers quit? and then he called his good friends Roman Polanski and Woody Allen. Also Lorne does NOT know who Maggie Rogers is.”

This year melted my brain. Yesterday all I cared about was Greek mythology. Today it’s SNL. I should ask my doctor about ADHD.

Really really enjoying this book but I do wish we had at least some idea of WHY they have to obey the curse bc that would’ve raised the stakes. I’ve spent this entire book like “ok I know you can’t but what if you just didn’t”

Actually just gasped I genuinely didn’t see this coming

Why am I just learning that Chippewa is just a mispronunciation of Ojibwe

A very interesting person that’s for sure

Yeah I’m not a fan of the way he talks about women

These two are pissing me off

1. Everyone in this book is so horny
2. I keep going back and forth between not liking this book and being like “lowkey should I buy book two”
3. I should rewatch how to train your dragon
4. I could never make it in this world bc I am terrified of heights and get motion sick
5. I want a spinoff about Liam

I know the name Xaden is supposed to be like ooh he’s from a mythical world but unfortunately I live in Utah so Xaden could be the name of any blonde twelve year old walking around Draper