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STOP FORCING THESE FUCKERS TOGETHER

Jack is annoying. Most characters in this are annoying

OH GOD NO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

Honestly this has too much happening and yet it feels like nothing has happened at all.
The constant adventuring and not a moment to actually relax. Gretel’s absolute white knight syndrome. Ari being just a fucking cunt.

Why is she so focused on the repayment of debt when Ari was dead set on killing her anyway??
Also, yes, Ari is fully right. Huge difference between a kiss and a breath of life

OF COURSE HIS NAME IS ALADDIN

This feels like a jammed in Disney special, not even Grimm but Disney. Beast, Aladdin, Ursa the Sea Witch, then we’ve got the others like Jack and Goldie

Nope. Not accepting this. Ari is a fuck and Gretal is naive. This should not be an enemies to lovers situation, there is WAY too much hate

Ari is the worst part of this book. I hate her with a passion and no, honestly, finding out her backstory in the future will not change my mind on her grating, annoying personality

DID NO ONE THINK THAT THE SOUND OF CUTLERY BEING MOVED AND BROKEN AND THE GIANT TORNADO IN THE HOUSR COULD POTENTIALLY ALERT THE CURSED BEAST???

AAAANNNND Ari says and does something to piss me off again - I feel like I need to make a drinking game out of this

I need more info on the witch hunters ASAP because every new feat I see Ari pull off sounds impossible.
Like throwing a golden trident in to a stone wall with enough strength to jam it so she can twirl her body around it to launch herself AND THE TRIDENT EMBEDDED IN THE WALL to land on top of the wall

The first interesting thing about witches!

He’s not that clever! She literally JUST mentioned it!

I wouldn’t call that observant, more like recalling information. Like seriously, not every guy who remembers a small handful of things is observant

Gretel’s inner attitude is starting to grate on me a little.
“My disdain for those judgey people even outweighs that. Who do they even think they are?”
Girl. They know the world and are living in it

Well, my original notes on this have now gone so a run down:
1) GREY WOODSMAN!?!?!?
2) I do hope we find out more about the Hunters because no human, let alone a young 20something girl, could KICK A LARGER THAN NORMAL WOLF AND FLICK IT AWAY

“So, owlet, I’m going to fuck you until you pass out. Then I’m going to fuck you again, and again, until I’m finished.”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OH MY GOD

“I hope you don’t mind if I take out my lust on you for a little while,” … “You have a god pumping inside this tight little cunt of yours, and I have many years to release.” … “So many years of being teased to take out on you.”
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I’m getting annoyed with Arthur, a lot. All this bullshit of constantly stating something untrue about Linus… and then using the whole “oh prejudice has followed me in the past” to justify it

I’m not really liking Linus or Arthur. Everyone else is pretty cool though

So far I really like Theodore, he’s a cutie

The overuse of the word “legend” when describing any kind of key or epitaph or moniker is starting to grate me a little. It’s barely 4 chapters and I have read that word more times than anything else

I’m over her naive bullshit. Literally everyone this entire book has been telling her that people have to hurt for freedom, that she nerds to choose who to hurt (literally Hal says this “who are you willing to hurt” on this page) and yet the same bullshit comes out of her mouth: I don’t want to hurt, only to help

Well that was boring and anti-climactic

Look, I get it but girl this is the dumbest thing you could do while in a matching contract with a FUCKING ILLUM, THE FUCKING ENFORCER?? IF YOU GET PREGNANT FROM THIS THAN YALL FUCKED

YOU GO ROSE!
“You thought there was a good guy and a bad guy, didn’t you? … How naive.”

Girl, she would not have your back like this. If she wasn’t getting the info from you then she would probably be telling on you - you are her friend and that is the only saving grace

I hate Hal’s philosophical bullshit he sprouts when talking about art