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THE PLOT THICKENS

It's always interesting starting a book and knowing nothing about it. 😂

Holy shit

I've had Borne for 5 minutes and if anything happens to him, I'll kill myself and everone else in the room.

I am 30 seconds into this book and already concerned.

She watches Lost Boys and it changes her life, girl same 😂

The audiobook has 12 narrators! Way to spoil us Paul. It has background sound effects too. One scene someone is reading through a manuscript and you can hear them turning pages and scratching things out, in another people are walking down a hallway and you can hear their footsteps. Really enjoying this so far!

Pedro Pascal is the audiobook narrator?! Amazing

Why is this couple so horrible

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!¿

The Tell-Tale Heart

Typical redditor weilds his superiority complex like a weapon. Violates neighbors privacy and existence. Can't deal with irl conversations.

5 stars

The Pit & The Pendulum

Man steals magic bread from rats while having a mental breakdown. Unhealty obsession with his own bosom. Sacred geometry is a foul beast. Bad at maths.

4 stars

How many boyfriends will Mary have? 1? 2? 3? Only time will tell!

I think this is the first time I've ever heard a womans legs be described as "hairy" and it not be used to mean ugly or disgusting.

Man: Here, let me help you

Mary: FUCK OFF

😂

This is a lot of fun so far!

Not at all what I expected, but it's so good! The audiobook is incredible!

You have got to be kidding me... That was the most linear video game thing I have ever read in a book. 😑

This group keeps rolling a nat 1 in decision making. Also, don't trust strange men you've just met because they're hot and have an accent.

This is getting wild and messy. So clearly I'm enjoying it.

The devil works fast, but feminine rage works faster. Damn.

This book spends 50% of the time talking about food, 50% of the time talking about music, and I am hungry 100% of the time reading it.

Warning: Reading this book may induce the desire to consume doughnuts and/or bubble tea. Refrain from reading when hungry.

I'm so invested in this world

That is not how I was expecting this to go, holy shit

This is the most unintentionally funny book I think I've ever read

I will be so happy when this book is over

I'm loving this book, but the consistent casual racism is infuriating. I mean, it's supposed to be, but I hate it and I hope half these characters get eaten by dragons.