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five things in every Abby Jimenez book:

1. dogs
2. the medical profession
3. an abusive or disabled relative
4. a pair of girl bffs
5. a melancholy mmc

i hate this book

this bitch barbara is getting on my NERVES

i know this book will prob be good but i’m 45 pages in and it’s really boring 🫩

man, i hate every mf character in this book

mmmmmitsboringhhh

self care is skipping chapter 28 🐄

mmmm

this book should be called sick from contamination ocd i-

i don’t think i’ve ever related to a book character as strongly as jacob maddox this is embarrassing

we get it the sex was good

i’m getting second hand embarrassment reading about making TikToks bffr

it’s time.

it’s time.

i’m sorry why is this book a “global sensation” it’s so mf boring. i miss fourth wing

this book is fine? it’s 80% vibes, 20% drugs and alcohol abuse, and 0% plot. i’m slightly disappointed but like could DNF it rn and not care at all

initial thoughts: this book if all of the YA fantasy books from the 2010s had a baby and that baby cussed a lot