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my very cool best friend wrote a book and everyone should read it when it comes out on Aug. 18!!!

fine i guess i’ll listen the second book 🙄

if my husband asked for a glass of milk at dinner it's divorce on spot

self care is skipping chapter 16 🫥

i originally dnf’d this bc it’s… not good… but now i’m finishing the audiobook and chapter 28 is making me sorely regret coming back to this damn book.

no way IN HELL would a harvard-grad intern at a major publishing company be “sucking on a vape pin” and wearing slides in a corporate office pls

i swear i’m reading this im just in a slump

officially DNFing this at 82%, sorry alice

i’m audiobooking this and i still could not tell you and single thing that’s going on

five things in every Abby Jimenez book:

1. dogs
2. the medical profession
3. an abusive or disabled relative
4. a pair of girl bffs
5. a melancholy mmc

i hate this book

this bitch barbara is getting on my NERVES

i know this book will prob be good but i’m 45 pages in and it’s really boring 🫩

man, i hate every mf character in this book