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Absolutely

I want to go on record and say that I started this before dua lipa picked it for her book club… this is the second month in a row… dua, have your people call my people

I am about to do something completely unforgivable

Sally, I have to apologize. I was NOT familiar with your game.

What the hell, sure

Jeez

Beautiful and devastating so far obviously. It feels wrong to be using my silly shark bookmark in this one (thank you though, Brooke!)

What is this lady’s problem

Oh FUCK never mind haha

If I didn’t know how this ends I would think he killed her ass for sure… when we talk about this book everyone always says that they love/hate Amy as an unreliable narrator but I haven’t picked up on that yet at all. Am I dumb? Maybe evil? We’re gonna find out.

I think I might be a bad person because honestly Amy is making some points

What da hell

Lowkey a banger I want to go to there

These bitches gay

Reading this on my lunch break wherein I’m eating trader joes brand tuna out of the bag

Not feeling as taken by this as I was hoping to but I will persevere nonetheless

I love this style of narration but this bitch is stressing me out so bad

Imagining I’m Elio in Rome instead of Natalie in Rockwall, Texas.

Feeling jealous but also grateful for never having been down bad like this before… Jesus. I’ve never seen the movie either so my mind is a blank slate. Looking forward to hearing what Deirdre from B&N book club has to say about all this. I’m seeing what Sufjan Stevens saw.

Missing English class like a MF right now

Devastating!

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Kicking my feet and giggling but I know The Pain is coming soon 💔 considering just stopping here and letting them stay happy

She’s the worst obviously but also I’m rooting for her. Sending your husband down the alt right pipeline because he’s too stupid to do anything else is sooooo funny.

oh okay yeah I was gonna say