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I feel like i finally relate to those tiktoks where people try and figure out how a spicy scene works

You’re telling me this man kissed her neck instead of her cheek so he wouldn’t ruin her makeup? Why am i blushing?

I never understood the cookies and cream reference until this moment. Wish i stayed unknowing

She reaches behind her without turning around, her gloved fist covered with blood, and drops a severed eyeball next to another already resting on the bread plate next to my head.
I retch.

HAHAHA IM DYING

“You know what they say, Blackbird, ‘It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. And that’s when the real fun begins”

THE BANTER I LOVE IT

I actually cant, im in so much pain right now. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WALKED FOR MILES DOWN THE HIGHWAY BEFORE HE DIED OF BLOODLOSS AND EXHAUSTION? IM CRYING SO HARD MY HOODIE IS SOAKED

“The next person who’s facial expression approaches ‘brood’ is getting punched in the nose. Unless it’s Cassie. If it’s Cassie, I punch Dean in the nose”
I CACKLED

‘She was supposed to be my forever
Now i’ll watch her become someone else’s.
Because the beast doesn’t get the beauty’

WHAT THE FUCK LAUREN?

The minute Calum mentioned the fucking box i KNEW what Kitt would do. All im hoping is the this is all some big ploy for Calum to get control. BUT SERIOUSLY. THERE IS NO WAY THIS FUCKER JUST SAID “You are to be my bride” WHILE HIS BROTHER, WHO HE KNOWS IS IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL, WAS RIGHT THERE.

“Oh but you are my undoing. My deliverance. My downfall disguised as a deity. You are my ruin”
“Call us even. Call me crazy. I don’t care. Just.. just call me yours”

And also listening to Margaret from Lana Del Rey while reading this scene was definitely the move

Do i sob or scream right now?

“I’ve always had a thing for short hair”
“Oh really?”
“It’s true. Among other things of course. Short hair. Ocean-blue eyes. Twenty eight freckles and- how tall are you?”
“Uhm about five and a half feet, why?”
“Five and a half feet, the terrifying ability to kick a man’s ass…”

Holy shit

“I killed her father after all, she defended herself against a man i loathed while i murdered a man she loved. And now i’ve chained her to her doom. She’s the mission im dreading”

I’m gonna need them to stop mentioning Adena because it hurts too much

I’m so glad i’m smart enough to know Kai is not dead right now. Paedyn loves him too much to let him die, even if he’s bringing her to her doom.