Marissa > Recent Status Updates

IMPRINTING IS SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING CONCEPT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOURE IN LOVE WITH A BABY AND YOULL BE LIKE A BIG BROTHER UNTIL SHES OLD ENOUGH TO WANT TO BE WITH YOU ROMANTICALLY THATS GROOMING YOU FUCKING FREAKS

i really really really really like monty oh my god this is the first time she’s written a character i’ve genuinely wanted lowkey

i think what bella swan needs in such a small town with a bunch of mythical creatures is to start doing hard drugs.

OH BITCH HE’S TALKING ABOUT ALICE?! WHAT THE FUCK HE’S TALKING ABOUT ALICE WHAT TJE FUCK WHO SAVED ALICE WHO WAS IT

i actually love the silly goofy dynamic between edward and bella wtf