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olan ☹️

“And if this is to be my last sight of you — my heart says it is — then don’t let it be on your knees. You’re not a kneeling man, Roland, son of Steven, never were, and I don’t want to remember you that way. I want to see you on your feet, as you were in Calla Bryn Sturgis. As you were with your friends at Jericho Hill.” KILLING MYSELF

for the record i will be sadder if oy dies than if anyone else dies

body parts r us made me giggle i fear

haha what

i have got to start consuming happier media

“say sorry” - stephen king a mere page before killing my shayla

i am getting an awfully bad feeling about all of this

stop talking about one of you dying oh my god

well it’s not like he didn’t have it coming

“he was, in a way like Jesus Christ” i don’t think jesus could transform into a spider but what do i know

truly could not remember what was happening but roland was smiling so that’s something

“Heard Carol on the phone saying ‘that was some great sex last night’. Oh, this is so confusing”

roland did you know your son is a spider

oh so we’re not messing around are we

are you a child of divorce?

planning permission for an extension was granted in 2018, but a fallout between the builders Acaster, Gilbert, Wang and Co. meant it was never completed

friendship is truth, truth is friendship

genuienly thought theyd hit oy with a car. it would have been so over for me

ok i lied chances are im not finishing this before the end of the year

if i believe hard enough i can finish this and have this be my 19th book of the year just as it closes

eddie is braver than me bc if i got shot in the knee it would be so over

for the first time ever i find detta walker to be a welcome sight

eddie is showing much more restraint than i would in his situation