MJ > Recent Status Updates

“Heard Carol on the phone saying ‘that was some great sex last night’. Oh, this is so confusing”

roland did you know your son is a spider

oh so we’re not messing around are we

are you a child of divorce?

planning permission for an extension was granted in 2018, but a fallout between the builders Acaster, Gilbert, Wang and Co. meant it was never completed

friendship is truth, truth is friendship

genuienly thought theyd hit oy with a car. it would have been so over for me

ok i lied chances are im not finishing this before the end of the year

if i believe hard enough i can finish this and have this be my 19th book of the year just as it closes

eddie is braver than me bc if i got shot in the knee it would be so over

for the first time ever i find detta walker to be a welcome sight

eddie is showing much more restraint than i would in his situation

here we go

how can the four of them communicate so much and so little all at the same time

that went so smoothly that i started to worry a LOT

i knew there had to be smth i didn’t like about callahan i just didn’t expect him to be pro life 😞should’ve seen it coming

so stephen king thought it might be funny to just mention my baby girl ben mears out of nowhere to tell me he was DEAD??

we’re so back

CALLAHAN WAS GAY?????? THIS ENTIRE TIME??? AND I HAD NO IDEA???

well im glad he finally told someone because i was getting very stressed

never in all of my days did i think id see roland of gilead perform a song and dance