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spooky season

IM DONE. FINALLY!!! time to eat dinner i’ll be back to write a review on my computer

fitchner hitting darrow with a revelation that i called a few chapters ago is so funny. where’s my award for predicting the future

we are so close to the end. four chapters left. i can do this, and then play fields of mistria. i need to lock in.

like instead of Quidditch or whatever there’s slingBlades and instead of fucking Cho Chang (free her) there’s PAX AU TELEMANUS

guys i have to return this tomorrow but i have 80 pages left and my reading is slow bc of all the terminology it’s giving harry potter without the racism

cassius babygirl look at me this isn’t you… antonia you’re a bitch but a girlboss so i accept it you play the cards you’re dealt. mustang giving merida from brave rn idc if they’re supposed to be spray tanned and blonde she’s a pale bitch with beautiful curly hair and cassius is jordan fisher

where is my girl antonia she’s been replaced by mustang

things are FINALLY picking up oh my goodness (i’ve flipped through the remaining chapters so i know what happens).

im only halfway through and this was due at the library yesterday.. we are so fucked.

also before i knew cassius and julian were twins i thought cassius looked like jordan fisher and julian looked like timothe chalamet. so now they’re giving andre and beck as twins in victorious

lowkey julian deserved that… it’s what happens to men with j names. can’t wait for antonia to kick everyone’s asses

“when they take my eyes” HUH? oh that’s gore. that’s gore of my comfort character 💔

clavicular and darrow have one thing in common rn and that’s the bone smashing being done to become the cookie cutter man

darrow finding out and being shocked that rich people lie to stay rich is so funny it’s sad

Eo is giving me merida from brave and darrow is giving me “just ken” sorry not sorry

Eo girl I’m so sorry you’re about to die. your man talking too much abt how much he can’t live without you and how he loves you so much. lowkey all his friends gonna die w the way he’s acting

this book has a very long waiting list at the library so i fear this is going to be a speedrun reading challenge as i cannot renew it 500 times and then ultimately DNF it

anyways dorian what do you mean “oh what a horrible thing happened to basil” brother YOU happened to basil. also idgaf abt historical accuracy but it’s so much more dramatic if alan and dorian are ex-lovers so that’s what I’m gonna think nobody can change my mind

this is me realizing i’ve been marking the progression of the book wrong and I’m way closer to the end than i thought (i think?)

there was a whole chapter about his fixations on different hobbies to distract himself from the horrors and then BOOM dead man bc he was called out for being a whore or something. free basil 2026

so dorian fell in love with a girl, then proposed to her after speaking to her for the first time. then when her acting was shit he called it off, and now he dgaf that she killed herself? rest in peace sybil i was rooting for you during those 20 pages

I’m going to challenge anne to a duel and hire a hitman to take her out before she can kill me bc she is pissing me tf off

ngl i think i just don’t like anne bc when she’s not involved in anything the book is cute

scenes when it’s just olive and adam are cute, but when other ppl get involved i just want to throw the book against a wall.

I think my issue so far is Ahn (Anne? Ann? I'm listening to the audiobook I have no clue how it's actually spelled). If I was Olive and my best friend lowkey peer pressured me to sit on my "boyfriend's" lap in front of HUNDREDS of people, they would not be my best friend. Same thing with kissing my "boyfriend." Real boyfriend or not, if Olive says no, then she says no. Don't guilt her into doing it.

erm actually olive you wouldn’t feel third degree burns because the nerves are already fried off 👆🤓

audiobook time (until i can get a hold of a physical copy) this shit corny asf but it’s so funny so i’ll take it. convinced adam carlson has shoulders the size of the great wall of china

when im not invested a lot into the story but invested enough to finish

leave it to an enemies to lovers book to get me back into reading