‧₊˚ ⋅ yaxeni ₊˚ෆ > Recent Status Updates

¿Por qué es tan difícil conseguir una fake relationship? Yo también quiero vivir esa experiencia.

Me veo en la necesidad de hacer un update tan pronto porque..What the heck? Me dañaron la atmósfera, eso no era necesario.

No puede ser, no puede ser 😫. Cuando pedí drama no me refería a esto.

Necesito más drama...

Definitivamente el fake dating es lo mío.

Cuestionando mi asexualidad

Elsie and I want the same things in life: a job with health insurance and the financial freedom to buy cheese without emotional damage.

Why didn’t my job interview come with a love interest? I was scammed.
Ali Hazelwood, please write my life. I need to start meeting men like this.

There’s nothing funnier than reading about the main character preparing for and going to a job interview while you’re sitting in a café, waiting for it to be time to go to your own job interview.

Reading this on the subway was a mistake. I wanted to cry over how beautiful everything was, over how beautiful it must be to feel like this, but instead I had to sit there. Emotionally destroyed. Surrounded by strangers. 😫

Creo que es lo más bonito que he leído y quise llorar de lo bonito que era. El que alguien pudiera hacer todo eso por ti porque le importas y porque te vio triste 😫🤧

Nuevo estándar desbloqueado: ser hechicero.

Primera vez que experimento ansiedad por un libro

Tell me why I’m expected to function normally at work after this scene. 😦🌶

todo sea por la ciencia.

"...Preferably with a gift that adequately expresses my contrition. I will consult Reginald to see if he has ideas on what might be suitable. (He has, after all, long since been in the habit of needing to
apologize to women.)".

Not me giggling alone on public transport because of this.

WHY? WHYYYYYYYY?😫

71% y estos dos no se han besado 😫

"I’m going to hell." Obviously

"Do you notice that, too? How all of us just want to get through life as quickly and as easily as possible? And even though we know that without risk there’s no reward, we’re still so scared to chance it?"