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Stannis Baratheon, typical male middle child, is annoying 😑

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The writing just seems so dead and drab. I feel like Jennette McCurdy is just writing something vulga just to write something vulgar. There's definitely better books about age gaps, teacher/student, and adult/teen relationships that don't seem like they are just written to be written.

This is so far meh

Ned Stark gives the Baratheons really good neck. But that joke is going to be over someone's head.

Lord Walder Frey's family:

🧓 (him)👧 (his wife)🧑‍🦳🧑‍🦳🧑‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳🧑‍🦳👨‍🦳🧔🧔🧔🧔‍♂️🧔‍♂️🧔‍♂️🧔‍♂️🧔‍♂️🧑🧑🧑👦👦🧒👶👶👶 (his five bajillion sons)

Ghost aura farming at the Wall

Dear Ned Stark,

Rule number one of surviving a crazy woman: NEVER AIR OUT HER DIRTY LAUNDRY!!!

Sincerely,
Women everywhere, even the immoral ones

King Robert Baratheon when a woman he LOATHES is pregnant: "Kill the whore!! 👹💥🖕"

*finishes a Daenarys or Tyrion chapter just for the next one to be Jon/Catelyn/Bran*
Me: 😫🔫🗣️💥

Jon Snow broke his new brother's hand, Arya and Sansa Stark hate each other, and Daenarys Targaryen's brother gets whipped in the neck for grabbing her. ✨️💕 Siblings 💕✨️

King Robert Baratheon dissing Ned Stark by rolling up to Winterfell with very little notice, belly out, and lovin on his dead sister

"My seven year old son is definitely old enough to watch this beheading." - Lord Eddard Stark if Winterfell (probably)