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“So if you figure it backwards, in pleasure hours, a tube of oil paint is equivalent to a hundred million dollars of cocaine. And like a crack addict, I often find myself up late at night with a razor blade, desperately scraping the last miserable speck out of an exhausted tube of color because I just need more of that substance — and the store isn’t open.”

This is so fucking funny

Reading that Rob freaking Reiner yelled at Doug Emhoff during the Biden/Trump debate was not at all what I expected to see in just the first ten pages of this book. Wow

I’m tired

This book is pissing me off

“But in the brief instant that I had peered over the barriers I could finally see what was really there: an old woman, a wok for her armor, a knitting needle for her sword, getting a little crabby as she waited patiently for her daughter to invite her in”

Standout line from a standout chapter

Yes of course I’m starting my fourth book having not yet finished the previous three leave me alone