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Um, ok this is so sweet.

I’m going to be honest… texting your dead mom to work through your grief just doesn’t seem that weird to me. And therapy isn’t a terrible thing, especially if your mom dies 6 months after a brain cancer diagnosis. In fact, she actually SHOULD talk to someone.

I’m already bored and putting this on pause

Wait, do twenty-something’s find Jason Statham attractive??

Nope. She’s been lying to (hiding it from) her baby daddy about auditioning in New York. I’m so annoyed.

Look, I’m all for crying when you feel it, but I had three babies and I don’t think I cried as much during all three pregnancies combined as Charlie has cried in the first 1.5 trimesters of hers 🥴

Omg her mom is so New York. I love it.

Their relationship up to this point has been confusing. I didn’t really hate that about it ?? Just confused

I’m sorry. You would cross your vagina lips if they hung low enough? Um what now?? That’s a no for me.

Okkkuurrr, full star removed for this 35 year old petulant asshole. Calvin, you’re a real dick.

Ok ok the timeline on this is V confusing. I’ve heard “in a few weeks” 100x

Also, she needs to just tell him about her tattoo… it’s only gong to get weirder

The fact that a man wrote this book, he sure laid the drama down THICK haha

I’m sorry… this bar scene is so petty. 1. It’s weird that this rando lady shows up and starts having work conversation with Calvin and 2. He could have absolutely gotten up and walked away from her physically touching him… Ugh eye roll.

Oh my gosh 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

1. I don’t really understand why the Sam closure thing was necessary??
2. Men do not talk like this over beers 🤣

Wait… this turtle drama is absolutely idiotic. How did this make it into a published novel?

Soo, I just finished chapter 43, and I cannot imagine listening to another 6 hours of this crap. I’ve been pushing through because I’m out of hoopla credits for the month and all of my Libby holds are still weeks out 🤣 but I need to take a break. I was soo excited for Achilles and Tierney’s story too!

Just wondering… how am I only 36% finished with this book?!

This is psycho and I’m so here for it

Excuse me? Reed’s relationship with his mother is totally inappropriate. Yeah, no. Put your foot down, Reedy.

1. I’m starting with low expectations for this book.

2. If my child was a 7th grade student of a theater teacher who wrote and orchestrated a middle school play about a serial killer, well, my child would no longer be a student of said teacher. Not sure that teacher would continue being a teacher actually.

I legit have so much anxiety about how oblivious Willa can be when it comes to parenting the twins 🥴🤦🏼‍♀️

OK, something I’m not a fan of so far is how much they’re talking about boning with the kids are around. Like… turning on Netflix so they can go have sex in another room? I’m married and I don’t even do that.

Omg I love this. Willa is so awkward and funny and so great. Shane is so witty and so great.

Ok ok ok, the banana part was GOOD

Welp, this is pure crazy.

Well this feels healthy

Omg Morgan is soooooooo annoying!!!! Ugh.

Ok so, I feel like the Will stuff is exhausted, and it’s time to move forward. The last 30% of this book better be all about Morgan and Jackson.