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Jordan is 55% done with Because I Killed Him (The Nine Gentlemen)

"All the while I remind myself that blue is the sky and green is the grass. We exist together in the same world, but we are never meant to touch."

Holy fuck 😭😭

— Jun 18, 2026 04:14PM 1 comment

Because I Killed Him (The Nine Gentlemen)

Jordan is 28% done with Finale (Caraval, #3)

do we think jacks is taking requests for a makeout session, bc I wouldnt mind at all? 🧐

(my girlfriend reading this: 🤨🧍‍♂️)

— Jun 11, 2026 04:00PM Add a comment

Jordan is 71% done with The Ballad of Falling Dragons (Moonfall, #2)

I have been reading all day LOL

— May 24, 2026 08:26AM Add a comment

Jordan is 55% done with The Ballad of Falling Dragons (Moonfall, #2)

I stayed up so late reading this !! It's so good !

— May 24, 2026 05:00AM Add a comment

Jordan is 35% done with The Ballad of Falling Dragons (Moonfall, #2)

literally this book is destroying me rn

— May 23, 2026 03:09PM Add a comment

Jordan is 61% done with Caraval (Caraval, #1)

I'm really enjoying this!!

— May 20, 2026 10:39AM Add a comment

Jordan is 5% done with Daggermouth (The Heart, #1)

You know when you read a book and it is so clear the author is trying to be edgy? Yeah this is that and it annoys me

— May 14, 2026 10:06PM 1 comment

Jordan is 5% done with Daggermouth (The Heart, #1)

Can we stop making books 600 pages loooong like guys pls i want to read other stuff too 🙏

— May 09, 2026 02:05AM Add a comment

Jordan is 51% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

the longest book everrr

— May 06, 2026 09:11PM Add a comment

Jordan is 41% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

We are so slowly getting there LMAO

— May 04, 2026 03:55AM Add a comment

Jordan is 36% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

This book is so long oml 🧍‍♂️

— May 01, 2026 09:55PM Add a comment

Jordan is 28% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

James you dumb cunt 🧍‍♂️

— Apr 30, 2026 08:15AM Add a comment

Jordan is 16% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

james you stupid ass use your goddamn brain

— Apr 29, 2026 07:51AM 2 comments

Jordan is 65% done with Release Me (Shatter Me: Series Two, #2)

I miss nazeera 😭

— Apr 25, 2026 03:47AM Add a comment

Jordan is 35% done with Release Me (Shatter Me: Series Two, #2)

James & rosabelle are low-key annoying the fuck out of me, and I miss the og shatter me series like Juliette and Warner guys I miss you pls come back 🙏

— Apr 23, 2026 11:59PM Add a comment

Jordan is 12% done with Release Me (Shatter Me: Series Two, #2)

james is being a little bitch ngl ✋️

— Apr 21, 2026 09:30PM Add a comment

Jordan is 73% done with The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

yep I called it something awful happened 😭😭

— Apr 21, 2026 09:58AM Add a comment

Jordan is 65% done with The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

I KNEW SOMETHING BAD WAS GONNA HAPPEN 😭

— Apr 21, 2026 06:44AM Add a comment

Jordan is 40% done with The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

the emotional damage 😭😭

— Apr 20, 2026 12:15AM Add a comment

Jordan is on page 16 of 480 of The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

started this book 5 minutes ago and I’m already like 🤨

something is off
everyone is giving secrets
and I just know I’m about to get dragged into something devastating

anyway I’m sat. I’m seated. I’m not leaving.

— Apr 19, 2026 12:51PM Add a comment

Jordan is starting Release Me (Shatter Me: Series Two, #2)

the voice narrator for warner, wow 🤭

— Apr 18, 2026 12:14AM Add a comment

Jordan is 80% done with Rites of the Starling (Shield of Sparrows, #2)

bad shit is gonna happen, I can feel it 🫣

— Apr 16, 2026 11:59AM Add a comment