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Jordan is 5% done with Daggermouth (The Heart, #1)

You know when you read a book and it is so clear the author is trying to be edgy? Yeah this is that and it annoys me

— May 14, 2026 10:06PM 1 comment

Jordan is 5% done with Daggermouth (The Heart, #1)

Can we stop making books 600 pages loooong like guys pls i want to read other stuff too 🙏

— May 09, 2026 02:05AM Add a comment

Jordan is 51% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

the longest book everrr

— May 06, 2026 09:11PM Add a comment

Jordan is 41% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

We are so slowly getting there LMAO

— May 04, 2026 03:55AM Add a comment

Jordan is 36% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

This book is so long oml 🧍‍♂️

— May 01, 2026 09:55PM Add a comment

Jordan is 28% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

James you dumb cunt 🧍‍♂️

— Apr 30, 2026 08:15AM Add a comment

Jordan is 16% done with The Tempest Blade (The Bridge Kingdom, #6)

james you stupid ass use your goddamn brain

— Apr 29, 2026 07:51AM 2 comments

Jordan is 65% done with Release Me (Shatter Me: The New Republic, #2)

I miss nazeera 😭

— Apr 25, 2026 03:47AM Add a comment

Jordan is 35% done with Release Me (Shatter Me: The New Republic, #2)

James & rosabelle are low-key annoying the fuck out of me, and I miss the og shatter me series like Juliette and Warner guys I miss you pls come back 🙏

— Apr 23, 2026 11:59PM Add a comment

Jordan is 12% done with Release Me (Shatter Me: The New Republic, #2)

james is being a little bitch ngl ✋️

— Apr 21, 2026 09:30PM Add a comment

Jordan is 73% done with The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

yep I called it something awful happened 😭😭

— Apr 21, 2026 09:58AM Add a comment

Jordan is 65% done with The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

I KNEW SOMETHING BAD WAS GONNA HAPPEN 😭

— Apr 21, 2026 06:44AM Add a comment

Jordan is 40% done with The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

the emotional damage 😭😭

— Apr 20, 2026 12:15AM Add a comment

Jordan is on page 16 of 480 of The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

started this book 5 minutes ago and I’m already like 🤨

something is off
everyone is giving secrets
and I just know I’m about to get dragged into something devastating

anyway I’m sat. I’m seated. I’m not leaving.

— Apr 19, 2026 12:51PM Add a comment

Jordan is starting Release Me (Shatter Me: The New Republic, #2)

the voice narrator for warner, wow 🤭

— Apr 18, 2026 12:14AM Add a comment

Jordan is 80% done with Rites of the Starling (Shield of Sparrows, #2)

bad shit is gonna happen, I can feel it 🫣

— Apr 16, 2026 11:59AM Add a comment

Jordan is on page 383 of 500 of Rites of the Starling (Shield of Sparrows, #2)

the secrets are killing me 🧍‍♂️

— Apr 15, 2026 02:11AM Add a comment

Jordan is on page 312 of 500 of Rites of the Starling (Shield of Sparrows, #2)

RANSOMMMMMM I MISSED U

— Apr 15, 2026 12:34AM Add a comment

Jordan is on page 206 of 500 of Rites of the Starling (Shield of Sparrows, #2)

I have so many questions??? 🫣

— Apr 14, 2026 10:15PM Add a comment

Jordan is 11% done with Rites of the Starling (Shield of Sparrows, #2)

I'm so hooked already 🫡

— Apr 12, 2026 01:43AM Add a comment

Jordan is 70% done with The Prisoner’s Throne (The Stolen Heir Duology, #2)

JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY GODDAMMIT 🧍‍♂️

— Apr 04, 2026 05:20AM Add a comment

The Prisoner’s Throne (The Stolen Heir Duology, #2)

Jordan is 65% done with The Stolen Heir (The Stolen Heir Duology, #1)

I haven't been able to put this book down !!

— Mar 25, 2026 01:29PM Add a comment

The Stolen Heir (The Stolen Heir Duology, #1)

Jordan is 65% done with Dark Harmony (The Bargainer, #4)

I love them so much 🥹

— Mar 24, 2026 01:52AM Add a comment

Jordan is 75% done with A Strange Hymn (The Bargainer, #2)

I think I know who the Thief of Souls is 🫣

— Mar 16, 2026 03:55PM Add a comment

Jordan is 62% done with Watch Me (Shatter Me: The New Republic, #1)

Omg Warner and Juliette are so cute 🥹

— Mar 10, 2026 01:08AM Add a comment

Watch Me (Shatter Me: The New Republic, #1)

Jordan is 47% done with Half City (Harker Academy, #1)

I'm not as obsessed as I should be 🫣

— Mar 06, 2026 04:39AM Add a comment

Jordan is 95% done with The Wicked King (The Folk of the Air, #2)

Uh Cardan? What are we doing babe? 🧍‍♂️

— Feb 28, 2026 09:59PM Add a comment

Jordan is 63% done with The Wicked King (The Folk of the Air, #2)

I'm kinda annoyed bc no one cares about Jude. Her and Cardan's relationship is missing so much, I thought there'd be atleast some development between them??

— Feb 27, 2026 02:36AM Add a comment

Jordan is 80% done with The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air, #1)

hehe they just kissed 🤭

— Feb 24, 2026 05:55AM 3 comments

Jordan is 56% done with The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air, #1)

Jude is a bad bitch, what can I say ✋️

— Feb 23, 2026 01:14AM Add a comment

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