James > Recent Status Updates

The ick I’m getting from this man is insane

I just FUCKING know that she didn’t describe his PUBIC HAIR “well-kept”

Tom is scarring me now

“Anyway, I’m willing to risk death just to get away from this guy.”

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Kudos to fucking Debbie for pulling THAT off

DEBBIE IS GOING TO BURN DOWN A WHOLE FRATERNITY HOUSE OMG😭

Debbie finna get caught 😭

This family is just crumpling 😭

Debbie’s advice always makes me laugh

Thai books really shows how far a women will go—extreme lengths for her kids and herself

This book really shows how far a women will go for any lengths

Debbie is so unhinged I love her

So both Cooper and Harley are FAKE as fuck

what. the. actual. fuck.

I want to choke Piccardy and Anselmo

Okay, false alarm

Solomon did what.

I need my therapy paid after reading chapter 5.

you’re fucking lying.

Tears are coming down my eyes as we speak

What a cute father

“Can you focus on my voice?”
I got PTSD from her other book, but this voice came from a hot dad, so it’s alright

In all seriousness, who the hell nicknames their daughter “squirt”?

“Relationships are overrated. Love is nothing but a building block. A stepping stone for tripping and stumbling into a black hole you can’t climb out of.”

“Relationships are overrated. Love is nothing but a building block for collapse. A steeping stone for tripping and stumbling into a black hole you can’t climb out of.”