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126.2

113 chapter

If I should be honest IDK if I like it.
I don’t understand any of them. Hades is like Batman from Lego movies but with weird sexual kinks and Persephone should be girl what has plans for everything but I think she is just kinda stupid and horny.

Excerpt

“Dneska jsem si musela dát krev z lednice a je to jako přejít od luxusního burákovýho másla k vyblitý Nutelle”

Extract:

“Trochu sebou házím, hlavně pro efekt, ale zároveň je to pro mě i jistý druh katarze – nikdy jsem neměla rodinu, kde bych si mohla užít roli černé ovce, a mám chuť si to vynahradit. Docela si to užívám. Nechápu, proč si Misery tak stěžovala.”

Ch. 92

Extract:
‘Dead Water: “Hellooo, you haven’t even seen her, so why are you so obsessed with her? You should have changed your name to ‘Fire Naïve’ or ‘Fire Innocent’ instead! ”

Fire Ruthless: “…..”’


This made my day

Chapter 18.
You’re playing dirty here!
One is bullied by his (good intentions but evil outcome) mother and lost his sparkle… later is so lonely!!!…

Dragon form is too much for me to handle. I’m trying to choose new favorite. Maybe…eh demon?? I’m lost

What if Xiu is God of creation because he will be so he was and he created all races so he can be born and he will lead them all to thir own destruction in order to find Du Ze?

Bcs Du Ze wouldn’t be that cruel.
But Xiu? Hell yeah

Gods are dead and so are their believers.
It’s sad to look at it from this angle.

Idk if it’s bcs of my mother language or if it’s really just so boring but I would say there’s just maybe thirty pages worth of phrase mildly interesting or interesting reading.
First history of Beatles album and now poetry about baseball? Ur trying to kill my spirit at nine am!!!
I’m glad for this book but hej! If another chapter will be about meteorology I’m going to quit!!!

I’m interested how you save yourself Du Ze. Bcs if you will be dead? No one has the right to live.

Xiu is will be god because he wants to monopolize you but if he loose all eight things typical for eight races and you will be dead?

Done it’s all done.

My favorite Xiu is still probably the demon Xiu or dragon Xiu

Hey Xiu!!!
You are really red flag.
Like you don’t know how to let things go. I understand your rage but you are really ruthless.
Du Ze would be definitely dead if you weren’t in love with him.

The rose said to the lover: you are so ugly, how are you worthy of Cecil?
The lover began to wonder: If I became beautiful, could I be with Cecil?
So the lover used a taboo magic.
Finally, the lover became beautiful.
God and the world are amazed at the lover's
beauty.
So God unfroze Cecil's time and froze the
lover's time.

The whole world fell in love with Cecil and
envied his lover.
As time went on, everyone felt that the lover was not worthy of Cecil, and the world hid Cecil.
The lover looked for Cecil, but the lakes, the forests, the birds, the beasts, all of them prevented the lovers from seeing each other.
The lark said to the lover: you are so old, how are you worthy of Cecil?

The story of Cecil and his lover is really sad.

“Once there was a very beautiful person, his name was Cecil, and his beauty stunned the world.
In order to appreciate Cecil's beauty, God froze his time so that Cecil would stay forever in his most beautiful moment…

Du Ze when someone says that ML and he are great couple…

... I'm sorry, my Chinese teacher died early.
Younger sister, this young man can understand every word of what you said but can't decipher its actual meaning, please explain!


The best part is when they all just think that you tried to sell that evil person but you are just deaf and thought that you were talking about sword

Extract:
There was a saddle on its back and was obviously prepared as a means of transportation. However, when Du Ze approached it, the ground-dragon sobbed and shrank down, trying to make itself smaller.
As he went nearer, the creature started struggling as if it were a female about to be
*censored*2 When Du Ze attempted to climb on it's back, the poor creature started foaming at the mouth then passed out.

When you literally can by killed by anybody in this novel but when beast sees you it faints from fright lmao. You definitely aren’t mao person

When you are scared out of your wits that doujinshi fanfics book about book u are in and which is self restoring will be used as holy book so u can’t even throw it away

Excerpt:
“Slyším tvoje srdce.“
„Fakt?“
„Tluče… rychle.“ Jako buben, který mi rytmicky buší do kůže.
„To bude tím čajem.“
„Byl bylinkovej.”