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“My manicure does look good. The perfect neutral pink trimmed into a flawless almond shape. I’ll be sure it looks just as good on the day I sign his trade papers to a different team.” bitch. REESE I LOVE YOU BAD ALREADY

“The hollow under his jaw, below the earlobe, just on the line where his stubble gave way to soft skin. That was where he liked to be kissed. I would watch it all morning as we rode, seeing the muscles move beneath the skin as he talked or grinned or swallowed wine from his flask, thinking about the sudden gasp he would make as I placed my lips on it….” oh i’ll throw up

“If I leave one piece of cautionary wisdom for the young men of the world it will be this: do not put your penis in anything with a tail.” oh i’m gonna like this book i think

"frieren says his statues come in a hundred different poses"
GODDDDDDDDDD

LEAVE. KATYA. ALONE. FUCK HEKLA OH MY GODDDDDDD KATYA MY SWEET ANGEL YOUVE NEVER DONE ANYTBING WRONG IN YOUR LIFE

HEY MATT??? FUCK YOU???? WHATS UR FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH OLD MEN MAN

roger is sooo mordecai from dcc to me

BARK BOY BARK!!!!

“The soldiers in the sewer were screaming as she tore into them- a death for every day in hell, a death for the childhood taken from her and from Evangeline. She was fury, she was wrath, she was vengeance.” oh lysandra. character of all fucking time

“But would you bleed red, or black?” “I’ll bleed whatever color you tell me to.” NEED THAT! DORIAN I LOVE YOU COME HOME

“Thank you for the oil,” He added. “My skin was a little dry.” ROWAN. RAW.

He brushed back a loose strand of her hair, his calluses fingers scraping against her cheek in the lightest caress. The gentleness of it made her choke on another sob. “But you’re not hurt, he said softly. “You’re safe?”
ROWAAANNNN ILL PUKE

“Sam was my friend, too. He and Wesley were my only friends. And Arobrynn took them both away.” oh lysandra sweetheart

“That was when they noticed that every music on the stage was wearing mourning black. That was when they shut up. And when the conductor raised his arms, it was not a symphony that filled the cavernous space. It was the song of Ellwye. Then the song of Fenharrow. And Melisande. And terrassen. And finally, not for pomp or triumph, but to mourn whah they had become, they played the song of Adarlan.”

“You cannot pick and choose what parts
of her to love. Just as you cannot pick which parts of me you accept.” GET HIS ASS DORIAN

Fireheart- why do you cry?
Because I am lost, she whispered onto the earth. And I do not know the way.

NOOOO BRANDON

here we go again

“gay frogs who shoot tracking microchips into you using cellular towers” me tbh

i’ve only had donut for one day but if anything happens to that cat i’m killing
myself and everyone in the dungeon

bucky barnes as a history major is so fucking funny

oh jensen ackles. the first omega. with ur fucking emerald green eyes and perfect lips and homoerotic legacy on television i love you forever