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Maya has the same career path as me. This is so uncanny. I’ve never even been to Italy though, and don’t have an older brother with a hot friend, so that’s rude.

Okay so Ali does good Neurodivergent rep without it being obviously Neurodivergent. Maya is an ADHD/AuDHD girly. Her explosive 0-100 rage resonates, along with her million thoughts and dry humour. Her irrational ‘I have to be the winner even though I’ve never done this’ competitiveness sings to me. We really would be besties.

It’s 3am, and I am not going to sleep (I have tomorrow off so DONT WORRY ABOUT ME). I am living for making the horny angry man hornier and angrier.

I’m only on chapter 14 and I have been laughing out loud the entire time. This is the best book yet. Maya and I are about to become best friends, astrophysicist to astrophysicist.

I’m ~250 pages in and sweet fuck all has happened.

Where’s the plot?

Reading some of the reviews of this book, tells me exactly who bullies Autistic people.

How is it that every new book Elsie releases becomes my favourite in the series?

Tabby Cat and Rhys were perfection.

I started this but I can’t remember enough of the first book to get into it yet. I thought it ended with them being enemies, but clearly I was wrong.

This is going back on the shelf. I know it will be good, but it wasn’t tickling my brain

Don’t let my reading choices give you whiplash

Oh boy; I finally started this, and as someone who isn’t a fan of Russian literature; because it makes my brain do brain stuff, this reads like it (fully acknowledging the author isn’t Russian).

It could be great, but currently I’m not cognitively capable of doing it justice.

Let’s gooooo

IS EVERY BOOK A REYLO FIC?

The next wave will be trad published Dramoine.

Ok so this book is fucking long, and it’s the entire trilogy in one. I’m really enjoying it, but I think this is going to be put to the side for a bit so I can read other things.

I WANT to love this, but I just don’t yet

*cracks knuckles* I’m not sleeping tonight, am I?

So ratbag thief protagonist romances might actually be my favourite genre.

This is already fantastic.

Ah yes, the ‘raveswyrd’ forest; the place witches go for a bush doof.

The story is good, but MAN, these errors are on every other page. There’s words missing, ‘male’ instead of mate, typos, mid sentence line breaks, words that shouldn’t be where they are. This is horrendously bad and rushed. If you’re not going to hire an editor, use a beta reading team.

There are so many typos and formatting errors in this. There was an extra month to ‘go through it with a fine tooth comb’ and yet so much was missed.

I just want to exist in this story forever ughhhhh

The excessive use of ‘bloomin’’ is giving me the Willies.

Dust-wife? This is reminiscent of the cut-wife from Penny Dreadful (and I’m here for it)

I will be withholding any reviews or commentary in solidarity with the SMP boycott