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This book recommends drinking a standard a day to prevent heart disease… yowch that aged poorly

An aneurysm is a bubble in an artery? Idk if that’s how I’d describe it buddy… I mean Doctor.

If there’s one thing this book has taught me, it’s that Australian politicians of the last 2 decades have completely fucked us.

This book from 2019 predicts that Australia won’t be able to rely on America in the future…

I’m fairly certain 90% of this book is exaggeration. But it’s so fucking entertaining to read.

This is so fucking trash 😭😭😭. I just wanna finish it so I can write my review.

Moments I’ve loved that weren’t in the movie: Harry and George beating the shit out of Malfoy, Dumbledore blasting his way past the wizards arresting him, McGonagall defending Harry from Umbridge, Hagrid taking on 6 Aurors and escaping, everything about Sirius, Dobby!!!

So much fucking filler

This book’s already made me depressed

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“Young? None of us is more than twenty. But young? Young men? That was a long time ago. We are old now.”

Hated this book the first time I read it. Giving it another go and I’ve realised that older me was just stupid.

“‘A second later and they would have been dead.’
‘Yeah, so if you’d taken the trouble to think about the problem a bit longer it would have gone away.’”

This book is so cozy

“'So this is it,’ said Arthur, 'we are going to die!'
'Yes,’ said Ford, 'except ... no! Wait a minute!' He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. 'What's this switch?' he cried.
What? Where?' cried Arthur, twisting round.
'No, I was only fooling, said Ford, 'we are going to die after all.”

There mere thought hadn’t even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing his mind.”

I’m so fucking excited to read this.

“If you fully acknowledge the futility of what you're doing, then I think it can bring great happiness and peace because you realize this is a game. But it's a fun game. All that matters is you experience your reality as you go through life. Why not interpret it in the most positive possible way?”

“I believe deep down we all know who we are. You cannot hide anything from yourself. Your own failures are written within your psyche, and they are obvious to you. If you have too many of these moral shortcomings, you will not respect yourself. The worst outcome in this world is not having self-esteem. If you don't love yourself, who will?

Holy shit this book exceeded my expectations.

Thanks for the gift Ollie. No idea who tf Naval Ravikant is tho

What would happen if the ocean got drained? The sea levels would go down and there’d be more land. THANKS ASSHOLE

“We are the dead,” he said. “We are the dead,” echoed Julia dutifully. “You are the dead,” said an iron voice behind them.

“Which state has the most planes fly over it?” I STILL DONT GIVE A FUCK

These “absurd hypothetical questions” are actually lame as shit. What would happen if you traveled back 10000 years in Times Square? I DONT GIVE A FUCK!

“I wanted to rape you and then murder you afterwards. Two weeks ago I thought seriously of smashing your head in with a cobblestone.” THAT IS NOT RIZZ WTF

This is literally 1984

So far this book has featured a guy that hung out with Hemingway, the doctor that did surgery on Mother Teresa, Run-D.M.C, a White House press secretary, the dude that directed Restrepo, a NASA astronaut and one of the West Memphis Three.