Padraig Brown > Recent Status Updates

“Wow these kids sure are evil. They didn’t like it when we hit them with a car or gunned them down in the streets. We gotta eradicate them now”.
Sound logic

I will either get bored of this by the end or say it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read. Stay tuned to find out

This is how people speak about lockdown as if we didn’t have uninhibited access to prime Fortnite

Thought I wouldn’t enjoy this because I know exactly what’s going to happen but damn this Stephen King guy knows how to write a book, albeit an occasionally pervy one at times

Story 1: Hellraiser
Story 2: Bride of reanimator
Story 3: …

Off to an all-time great start as both a lover of comedy and 5-star reviewer of The Hellbound Heart. Get this guy a TV show

Never craved internal monologue so bad. The only thing I’ve remembered is the gunpowder freak-off

Blood Meridian going 10 pages without mentioning scalps, spitting, eyeballs or wolves challenge FAILED

Desperately searching for deeper meaning amongst 200 pages of straight trolling, clowning and tomfoolery

I beg Mr Bulgakov please don’t give me more Russian names to remember

This guy will do ANYTHING to not spend time with his family

Absolutely nefarious work from Finge. 2014 YouTube prank type of behaviour. Imagine declaring somebody the ugliest dude in eternity.

Still don’t think I’ve formed a single conclusive opinion on this yet🙏🏻😫😁

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Race against the clock to finish this before I go see Nosferatu

Shoutout Van Helsing for being a literary adrenaline kick

All gas no brakes. Who needs a main character?

The Overlords made it acceptable for everyone to say WHAT now?! 🫢😬😧😵

And they all lived happy ever after?

Starting to think this guy isn’t so pious