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Everything they say about this book is true. Not even through the first story and I’m utterly whipped.

our protagonist is dying from a poisoned sword wound and it’s the least traumatic thing that’s happened to him in 100 pages

it literally keeps getting worse by the page and we still haven’t left venice even once

Oh no, I’d forgotten that it would get even worse

I knew it was gonna be vile but holy shit this is so vile

God just kissed the devil on the mouth

damn, god is an asshole

now Michael kissed Lucifer. bye

The devil just kissed Lestat. Most main character of all time.