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"She read somewhere once that if you walked through life like you were shooting lasers out of your breasts, you would exude power. She wants to incinerate this man on the spot, pew-pew-pew."

Girl w h a t lmfao

"Their eyes meet with an electric shock, and she feels seen, she feels known. She feels magic."

Corny already

"A wet crunch then, and the man's head flopped toward Avery, fell so significantly that the head mostly rested on his right shoulder. The skull undone from the neck, she saw, the spine cracked apart, the entire head lolling toward her, just some skin and tendon keeping it attached."

Well, alrighty then 👁👄👁

I started reading this bc the author is on the new season of Traitors (new blood) & she's one of my faves so i wanted to see what kind of books she writes. It's fucking hilarious so far & just the type of silly, unserious book I needed after the nightmare that was fervor...

"He is shapeless in his darkness. He is a storm cloud. He is a warning. He is an invitation."

Don't piss me off

Can't wait to finish this trash

This book is pissing me the fuck offfff

ts corny asf ngl