Tori Baz > Recent Status Updates

This is so cute omg

Re: Vampire Diet
“Our species has a clear case of hot-girl tummy, and I’m grateful to the 21st-century for giving us a final diagnosis.”

Got hit with a female “who did this to you” and just saying we love a woman in male dominated fields.

“She’s going to have to say it out loud, isn’t she? Bella Swan, eat your horny little Mormon heart out.” I’m DYING.

“She’s going to have say it out loud isn’t she? Bella Swan eat your horny little Mormon heart out” I’m DYING.

Hannah this is IRRESPONSIBLE

I don’t want to exaggerate but I would die for Brennan

Omg must sleep

Can’t wait to read all about Krissssss

My Libby hold ran out bc I’m the wooooorst

My Libby hold ran out bc I’m the wooooorst

What happens during curses is *singlehandedly* the funniest thing to be ever written in a book.

I would read an entire book on just their text exchange banter

No spoilers I promise: alright a chapter of connecting people I love it

Just said WHAT THE FUCK out loud

Team Kenji forever