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elena is 35% done with I Am Legend

— Jul 14, 2026 10:55PM Add a comment

elena is 47% done with Kitchen Confidential: 25th Anniversary Edition

— Jul 14, 2026 11:47AM Add a comment

elena is 11% done with I Am Legend

— Jul 10, 2026 02:20PM Add a comment

elena is 45% done with Mrs Caliban

if you have sex with a 6’7 amphibious sea creature called Larry is it bestiality

— Jul 09, 2026 02:00PM Add a comment

elena is 45% done with Mrs Caliban

— Jul 09, 2026 12:37AM Add a comment

elena is 27% done with Mrs Caliban

— Jul 08, 2026 04:08AM Add a comment

elena is 63% done with The Employees

— Jul 06, 2026 12:49AM Add a comment

elena is 47% done with The Employees

utterly confused thus far

— Jul 05, 2026 10:53AM Add a comment

elena is 47% done with The Employees

utterly confused thus far

— Jul 05, 2026 10:42AM Add a comment

elena is 22% done with Small Things Like These

— Jul 03, 2026 12:44AM Add a comment

elena is 13% done with Small Things Like These

— Jul 01, 2026 03:50PM Add a comment

elena is 73% done with Madonna in a Fur Coat

sigh if only love prevailed

— Jul 01, 2026 02:39PM Add a comment

elena is 62% done with Madonna in a Fur Coat

— Jun 29, 2026 10:50PM Add a comment

elena is 50% done with Madonna in a Fur Coat

— Jun 27, 2026 01:10PM Add a comment

elena is 27% done with Madonna in a Fur Coat

— Jun 23, 2026 02:11PM Add a comment

elena is 19% done with Madonna in a Fur Coat

— Jun 20, 2026 09:37AM Add a comment

elena is 85% done with The Buddha of Suburbia

— Jun 17, 2026 03:02PM Add a comment

elena is 70% done with The Buddha of Suburbia

back with a vengeance from my lost kindle hiatus

— Jun 14, 2026 11:10PM Add a comment

elena is 46% done with The Buddha of Suburbia

slow and sleepy progress

— May 23, 2026 03:42PM Add a comment

elena is 28% done with The Buddha of Suburbia

— May 18, 2026 01:46PM Add a comment

elena is 16% done with The Buddha of Suburbia

— May 18, 2026 12:06PM Add a comment

elena is 52% done with Nightbitch

— May 13, 2026 12:03PM Add a comment

elena is 10% done with Nightbitch

heard v good things abt this one :0

— May 03, 2026 01:57PM Add a comment

elena is 35% done with Kitchen Confidential: 25th Anniversary Edition

— Mar 19, 2026 11:01AM Add a comment

elena is 20% done with Kitchen Confidential: 25th Anniversary Edition

— Feb 25, 2026 11:02AM Add a comment

elena is 35% done with The Metamorphosis

— Feb 25, 2026 11:02AM Add a comment

elena is 13% done with Kitchen Confidential: 25th Anniversary Edition

— Feb 24, 2026 10:56AM Add a comment

elena is 72% done with Eating Women, Telling Tales

— Feb 23, 2026 01:59PM Add a comment

elena is 43% done with Eating Women, Telling Tales

— Feb 23, 2026 10:34AM Add a comment

elena is 7% done with Kitchen Confidential: 25th Anniversary Edition

about to eat my spanish lidl packaged salad while listening to the audiobook version 🔥

— Feb 23, 2026 09:25AM Add a comment

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