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y'all just think he was autistic?

i love a messy bitch but not when she is 16 and surrounded my pedophiles

love that people either hate this book or love it

meh

maybe i get it

how more weird can it get?

all this just cause the mc's whatever life crisis

"Charles and Priya making out in the shadows"

already an absent father and now cheating on his wife

"Indeed, so long as they are not permitted to have standards of comparison, they never even become aware that they are oppressed."

random mentions of big boobs because edgy british humour

"It's science that women haven't got space awareness"

theres no science its stats and all of it just boils down to misogyny

if this was realistic he'd go on tiktok live begging for money

nooo im gonna miss them so much!!!!!!

i really dislike the plot point where every man is in love with the fmc

Goldstein's book is really hitting a little too close to my country's current state

"Greta never knew Italians could have blond hair and blue eyes."

damn old-school racism

“You’re like a Ken doll"

shes weird af

"FEW: I’ve never had an orgasm in my life, even by myself.
FEW: Here’s the funny part: I’m twenty-eight.
OM: Age is just a number.
FEW: I’m married. I’ve been married for six years.
OM: Marriage doesn’t necessarily guarantee satisfying—
FEW: I’m also a gynecologist."

you get an entire medical degree to get an orgasm?? lmao

finally going to read this!

also hehe my pfp is literally the mc in this book

"she tried to imagine him in Bombay. She had never been there, but she could imagine him fitting in, making a life for himself, walking by the beach"

its so funny seeing people romanticize mumbai like what beach? baby there's no beach? (in that meme voice)

"Syme had ceased to exist: he had never existed"

this is actually such a smart plot point to not just show how the party propagandises the people to hate the rebels and be 'loyal to the party' but also just wants everyone to be 'lesser creatures' like i don't know if the book gets into what exactly the 'inner party' is but Syme could've been a part of it but a threat to the party is not just a rebel but even an ally

at that point of the book where he gets laid

theres the character named 'nathuram' lol like why that out all the names?

So this is set during the emergency and the mc's name is indira? cool

'I hated the sight of you,' he said. 'I wanted to rape you and then murder you afterwards. Two weeks ago I thought seriously of smashing your head in with a cobblestone'

completely normal thing to say on a first date

hes just pathetic isn't he?