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They had sex in the kitchen... and the dog was in the living room/kitchen...? I hope the dog ran off and then magically appeared to say goodbye to them. Poor dog

I refuse to believe that every single assistant (man and woman) has tried to have sex with the CEO.

The blurb, his name is Alexander Gates.
The book, his name is Aleksander Drakos.

Make it make sense!

Today is August 8th (if you know you know)

What happened to hello? How are you? My name is..? 🤣 - it's one of those books I guess

This isn’t Dead Poets Society, so don’t expect me to be your buddy.

One of my fav films 🫶🏻

Taking a break before I DNF from boredom.

If this drags any longer I'm going to start screaming or simply go insane because why can they fuck 24/7 but the same issue is being dragged on for the entire book!

If my assistant’s pants were any tighter, I’d be able to see his sperm.

We're gonna pretend this line doesn't exist so I don't dnf immediately.

“Nah, no weirder than when you pooped on my bed in college.”

Uh excuse me?? Context please?

I love when books are not set in one language and it doesn't tell you what the characters are saying 🫶🏻

The FMC has a different last name in the book to the blurb??

The blurb says Moira Dunsmore but the book says Moira Dunsmuir?

These characters are really starting to drive me insane and not in a good way. Honestly if they have a huge miscommunication thing in the next few chapters it will be a dnf.

First line in the book - Why the actual fuck am I awake right now?

I think the same thing every morning John, every morning.

On the same page, Dimitri is able to lie in bed on his phone then he's stopping in front of Rei then on the next page he's pushing Rei onto the bed and yanking his ankles up to pin him on the bed?

Make it make sense?!

Keep getting recommended this one, so let's hope it's book 100 for my 2026 reading goal!!

This one's been on my want to read for a year and 5 days so let's tackle my different tbr lists

“Not anymore. I'll have (drivers name) bring you home. I have about another hour of paperwork to get through here.”

Who wrote this? Who edited this? How did this get published? The writing is so poor and they can't even name characters?

Nope nevermind it's got water sports

But the only time he touches me like this is when he’s drunk, and I like it too much to tell him to stop.

Isn't 1 person drunk the other sober during sexual things assault? I get that the drunk one is supposed to be abusive but I'm confused about how to feel here.

When you go to read a book only to discover it's part of a series 🤦🏻‍♀️ I'm gonna challenge myself to see how many of them I can get through

Don't tell me all 7 brothers have names that start with the letter A 🤦🏻‍♀️

Derek gives Ryan's 3 year old nephew (Jamie) a pen and holds his toes out for Jamie to draw on? What the fuck?!

“W-yin!” I yell.

Don't tell me this is a Y/N x CEO 💀

I know I might've said 8 months ago I'll probably never read this author again but I'm going to give their books a second try

I hate when authors think cum is the action. It's the liquid/fluid.

“Let me cum, I wanna cum!” 🤦🏻‍♀️

I hate authors that can't keep track of their characters or plot!!

"We met at 22" - then it's 21 - now it's 25. Stick to one and organise your book properly!

Idk how I feel about Silas looking at Elijah the way he does. Especially when Elijah moved out at 18 and Silas is basically saying it's for the best so he never takes advantage of him?

How old are sophomores? It says sophomore year and she's off to a sex club.

According to Google that could be university (19+) or year 11 (aka 15-16 year olds)

There's so many AI photos 🤮💀