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There's so many AI photos 🤮💀

Coffee in a microwave?!

In book 3, Xander and Ash have a 21 year age gap. In this book, Ash is 42 and Xander is 22 so 20 years. In the last book, Xander was 20 so is this 2 years later???

I'm so confused.

636 pages?! The first 3 books are 330 odd! Gonna take a few days!

Chapter 8 is in Theo's pov. Xander is related to River and has never met Theo. How does Theo know his name when he sees him in his room for the first time?

Why have I just realised that famous tiktok audio comes from this book?! Very hot

Been on my physical tbr for 3 years and forgot what it's about.

Can't wait to read!

She's named her vagina lips as "Monica" and "Rachel" while her clit is called "Phoebe" ??

Do I just DNF here? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Page 1 and she's already referring to her vagina as "my sweet little kitty".

Judging her attitude I'm going to assume she thinks she's bad ass when she's really not 🤦🏻‍♀️

VAMPIRE BABIES EAT THEIR WAY OUT?!

WHAT?! That's terrifying!

I would love if authors didn't require their readers to use Google translate to understand wtf is being said

I need spoilers because I'm convinced Cas is secretly Bailey as I don't want to keep being torn between Bailey and Jesse.

Been debating who Cas is since 8% and I'm convinced it's Jesse.

I'm willing to bet that Cas is either Bailey or Jesse.

I'm leaning towards Bailey if I'm right.

Time to see what the hype is

He's given his cat a dildo to play with?

What the actually fuck?

They're not in college yet?? The teacher is in his 30s??

How old is the FMC?!

“What in the incest? You’re terrible.” - and to think the book was interesting, one more bad quote and I might DNF.

Reads the trigger warnings, starts reading, page 2 one of them has cancer? That wasn't in the trigger warnings

Third time's the charm?

I know I swore I'd never read this author again after 2 disappointments. However, I'm tired and finding a different book to read everyday is so complicated! Plus the tropes on this one have my interest.

Um.. do people traditionally run outside and bang pots and pans on new years eve as the new year begins??

Time to knock back a few paperbacks (my tbr shelf)

If his foster sister keeps throwing herself at him I'm DNFing.
Not liking that his foster brother is cheering them on either.

Love that the serial killer just casually has a life size cardboard cut out of Patrick Swayze (1989) in his cottage 🤣

Dante admits to dressing as a smaller and younger guy (aka a child/teen idk) so he can beat up the men who touch him. Salvatore says it's the sexiest thing ever?

Dressing up as a younger person is sexy?

Maybe it's just how it's written but ew?!

It's supposed to be in Lorenzo's pov but now it's acting as if it's Nikolai's pov??!!

“You don’t understand. I can’t do this. I’m… My marriage contract…” How could I tell him I had to be a virgin.

Someone get an editor in here!

I love when I'm trying to read a book and the characters decide to speak a different language and choose not to translate what they're saying 🤦🏻‍♀️

I fear the miscommunication trope is going to happen 😩

Unpopular opinion? Keep the modern slang out of books 🤦🏻‍♀️

“That’s crazy,” I say when she finishes. “He’s cooked.”
“So cooked.”

Most relatable line ever

“You’ve always been the easiest of the kids. I swear I never would have had three if I had to worry about you like I do your brother and sister,”