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Getting high while playing the congas fully naked is very Matthew-esque... 😆

"Four hundred apiece is twelve hundred total, pay me that and you go have fun for a month on these motorbikes (a Kawasaki 1000, a Ducati Monster M900, and a BMW 450 Enduro. All brand-new, never-ridden-before bikes)," Johan said. "I don't want your insurance. Go ride, explore, have an adventure, and I want to hear the stories when you return."

Get me a friend like Johan, man...

- "What's goin on Daddy?"
- "You see that mark on the wall Mr. Fred had just left?"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Think you can piss over it?"
- "Hell yeah" (drops his tighty whities below his knees, pur both hands on his pecker, aimed it at the mark, and let it fly)
- Pat cleared Fred Smither's 6'7" mark by two feet.
- "That's my boy! I told y'all my boy could piss over Fred's head!"

😂🤣😭

End of Day Nine...

Entering the final day, at last!

Highly recommended to listen to it on audible. It's like a podcast or a radio session...

Didn't expect the brutality of his backstory, tho damn...

End of Day Eight...

End of Day Seven


That cliffhanger, tho... 😱

End of Day Six...

End of Day Five...

End of Part Four...

End of Day Three...

“Ideals are dead things,” Kaladin said, “unless they have people behind them. Laws exist not for themselves, but for those they serve.”

End of Day Two...

I like the way this book has been sectioned off the coming days before the mighty duel.

Maybe I should update my progress the same way as the days are unfolding in the story

If only I could read that fast 😅

Well, no bother...

Day One finished...

KALADIN: I assume most book-quartermasters aren’t so terrible.

SYL: Wait, what did you call her?

KALADIN: Um … book-quartermaster? Who works at the scribes’ supply depot?

SYL: The head librarian at the library?

KALADIN: Oh, right. Yeah, that’s the word.

SYL: You are absolutely adorable sometimes.

😂😂😂

"The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

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End of October...

Closer to an ending... They're going off one by one now...

This was so depressing...