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Man, a Jane Austen just HITS.

He started a FIGHT because FMC went to get lunch with another dude.

I was rooting for MMC, but now he's just a controlling shithead.

Well, that went tits up real fast. Literally and figuratively.

The irritable vampire twink trying to keep Gabriel on-topic is actually kind of fun though. He's watching a guy all vampires fear because he used to FIGHT THEM BARECHESTED AND *WIN* drink whole bottles of wine with a detached sort of fascination.

Adventures of a Miserable Asshole, not unlike the Witcher.

Geralt and Gabriel would probably get into a fistfight.

Geralt would win.

To explain more:

Cixin Liu literally named a one-off character so that that character's GIRLFRIEND could hear him talking in his sleep and single-handedly solve a huge problem.

No. The GF does not get a name.

Only the MAN, who DOES NOTHING USEFUL, gets a name.