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Loving the social media follow ups to the big story

Samantha is my hero

Oh kay I didn't see the that coming...

Loving parts of this.. deffo feels different to Sim's other books not saying it's bad, but I feel he's slipping into a slightly different writer and it's really interesting...

Did this do well back in the day cos it's pants compared to the rest.. although i am all invested in this freaking cipher

It's shaping up...

Brilliant stuff so far

I can't see Mr Langdon as anyone else anymore

bittersweet story :(

it's odd how everyone has begun worshipping diet pills again after this warning haha

It's an odd mix of life and whatever this is " Naked, slashed from breast to belly, her blood had formed a pool in the aisle and she was dangling above it, suspended from the balcony. She’d been elevated because we must elevate what we worship."

so spooky.. tricked by a ghost tho.. dagnabbit

got to the first poem

It's hard NOT to see the film but it seems fairly accurate so far

Pretty creepy diary

is this a workout manual or ....


i am actually lovin it

The protagonist is trying to get into shape using a am guide and not doing too well

"I made it through once, then promptly vomited in the nearest trash can. But I forced myself to do one more set. Then I threw up again. This time I didn’t make it to the trash can. Almost regurgitated a third time cleaning up the vomit
from the gym floor."

Hahaha 😆

I'm actually getting through this with about as much understanding as the novel ahha no it's quite a good account of the original text!

Why am I reading this again with pictures hahah

The story about the pick up looking like the mad magazine guy as a ventriloquist dummy is gonna stay with me haha 🫠

not as great as the first so far

things are hotting up amd the dad is gonna get his missing daughter back dammit

Been loving this series
Best quote so far...

"I don’t listen to anyone whose G-spot is in their asshole,” she replied as she began stuffing molars deep into his pisshole."

"And “soyga” is pronounced “agyos” when its letters are
reversed. For our God is said to be universal"

I'm stoked for halloween this year

Hummm.. okay so this cheese guy is a dickhead

Dayum! I was questioning if this was the title from the disturbing novel iceberg and now there's no doubt!

it's getting gritty!