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oh so suddenly EEEEEEEVERYBODY LOVES LINDA

WHAT!!!!!! IS!!!!!!! HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

emily henry why do you do this to your readers

shoutout to emily kober for saying that if i were a emily henry character i’d be nora because prior to reading this i didnt understand but now ALL I CAN SEE IS ME IN NORA!!!!!!!! SHE IS SO SPECIAL TO ME!!!!!! I READ 178 PAGES IN FOUR HOURS YES THIS BOOK IS THAT SERIOUS TO ME

love how when ares returned to olympus after getting injured and was like, “father help,” Zeus was like “ohhh my god bro I GUESS. you’re my least favorite child; matter of fact, if you weren’t my kid you’d be visiting your uncle hades permanently.”

only time you’ll hear me give any kind of compliment to zeus

I love that there’s a chapter dedicated to Homer explaining in great detail every single tribe that has men and ships for war to fight for Agamemnon

i am genuinely so confused as to what is happening

I cannot believe John Mulaney’s “Kid Gorgeous” special sire in 2018 — what the fuck do you mean it’s nearly EIGHT YEARS OLD

‘Because I want to know! Sometimes, you can use what you know, but that’s not what counts the most. I want to know everything there is to know. Not because it’s any use, but purely for the pleasure of knowing, and I demand that you teach me everything you know, even if I’ll never be able to use it.’

I LOVE THIS BOOK

TWO YEARS

“It was the world.”

TRUTHINESS MENTIONED

Alison Leiby, you will always be famous

wait that’s the name of the book omg

wait until the Tralfamadorians find out about periods and menopause

“Billy turned on the Magic Fingers, and he was jiggled as he wept.”

cultivation of donors!!!!! yahoo!!!!!

my brain hurts

mission statements!!!!! don’t forget your mission statements!!!!!!