Sam Hacker > Recent Status Updates

“Billy turned on the Magic Fingers, and he was jiggled as he wept.”

cultivation of donors!!!!! yahoo!!!!!

my brain hurts

mission statements!!!!! don’t forget your mission statements!!!!!!

“do you think this waitress will card me if i order a margarita?”

I FORGOT THEY’RE ALL LIKE 20-21 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!

dude if i got an email saying my tuition was waived, and then 24 hours found out it was actually fraudulent, i’d show up at the dean’s office with a bomb strapped to my chest /hj

STANDING OVATION

these are the types of costumes i want to see at costume parties!!!!!!!

HOKUSAI MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️‼️

if you’re in my book club and you see this on the day we’re meeting for this exact book, no you didn’t!!!!!!! look away!!!!!!!

“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

This is what I’ll say when I defend my comprehensive exam responses to my committee.

Hamlet mentioned 🤝

“my main goal is to blow up, and act like I don’t know nobody” — zaphod beeblebrox, probably

need to drink a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster ™️ as soon as possible

i can already tell this book is going to be a unique read

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A PRINCESS AND THE BRIDE REFERENCE?!?!?! OHHHHHH MY HEART!!!!!!!!!

oh i really hope this book has a happy ending

take a shot every time “morosely” is used